as you might not be impressed yet with my giant pumkin, but just remember this <><>,.today is only the first week of august, the plant has only been growing in june, the major vine is 51 feet long and i have 1 pumkin that has 8 weeks still of growing season that look like the picture<><>so i am hopeful<><<>it took all of the space from my corn, dratttts<><><>this species of pumkin is supposed to put on approximately 5 to 7 pounds of growth per day so it could put on another 350 pounds by octiober 8th when it usually freezes in utar making a pumkin about 400 pounds<><><>oh yes and all of this was from one[ONE] little ole lonely seed from a putz who does not have a green thumb but whose fingers are all pinkishALMOST 500 DAYS SINCE DUKE'S KENNEL WAS CLEANSED<>

it is the first of the month

was that Scarlett O" Hara Johannson in the Avenger's?????<><>she is so beautiful and so cool as a superhero><><>that was such a cool movie, but that Capt. America is such a whimp>>>my son said so and so did my grandson, but he did admit that he was the brains of the whole operation<<>did all the planning<><>but my argument is "just what is needed in planning" you have ironman and the hulk and thor who were the ausssual ones and needed no planning being super heros and so i rest my case<><><>by the way ausssual is a mix of all my superlatives>>><><<>

hi this is cousin louis again

i wear pink elevator shoes, high tops with a winter pull over hat that i wear summer or winter to keep my ears warm. i have a pot belly that i am very proud of and eat 7 meals a day since i am a diabetic . I weigh 341 pounds and am 5 foot tall. I feel that is the perfect weight for a man and the reason so many girls are in love with me. i do not wear a shirt, going bare chested has put me in jail a few times but i keep insiting that is the way to live so the police keep letting me out. My belief in God is the correct belief in God because my mother always told me how to live and treat people. If you cross me once that is perfectly ok but do it again and you will see what my automatic weapons are for. MOst of the police i have had contact with are now going around bare chested wearing pink high top elevator shoes and skin tight spandex. they now all love me and also think i am mainstream, normal, living the American good life. David my cousin is my best friend in the world and he looks so good with his pull over hat and his cute kids who are his spitting image

<><>this is a guest POST from my lovely cousin louiethis is a guest blog from my cousin louis{louie}

hi my name is louie barlow and i am david's cousin. I live in sterling nevada which is half way between mercury nevada and ely nevada. David said that you liked posts that were serious and thoughtful with no illusion's of grandure or insanity. That is right down my alley. i am mainstream. I have a killer dog, hate people and love wolves and mountain lions and wasps are my buddies. The meaner the better. i own 78 weapons of mass destruction which include 15 automatic weapons and that is about as mainstream as you can get. I have never married but women do tend to consume me with their eyes. i am very humble. i live in an earthan dugout in the flank range moutains eat rattlesnake and gopher for my food stables. I am as normal as apple pie seasoned with a little strctychnine, and my water is laced with mercury, which gives me kind of a wild look. I am very God like and people do look up to me for direction. The world is going to end in octember of 2013. The rapture will consist of a committee of my best friends who will decide your fate for the eternities' Their word will be permanent. If they say you will continue, you will continue, if not you will be toast. Everyone should live like me. I am the model and the example. I am the American dream. All those people especially retirees who live in little boxes made of ticky tacky and they all look the same should abandon their cars and homes and decadent life style and join me in sterling. I will dig you a dugout.

octvember 87 2013

i am trying to evaluate 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 , 2011, 2012, and 2013 to see which blogging year had the greatest impact on me and others