Dec 31, 2010

completed play for 2010 and green pickle episode

IFIN YOU GO DIRECTLY TO MY SIDE BAR AND DO NOT PASS GO YOU WILL SEE A article on joshuha's baptism{BARLOW BUZZ} AND IFIN YOU CLICK THIS ICON YOU WILL SEE PICTURES OF OUR FAMOUS AND NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD PLAY<><><><>DO YOU HAVE THE COURAGE I WONDER???P.S THE easiest way really is after you enter with the icon barlow buzz, go to chrisztmas eve play in their own table of contents and you will have the very thing you want our annual christmas play ;a camel with a wise guy??caitlin as the babe??><><<><><><><>daniel just now told me that he did not put the green pickle on the tree but that our four year old andrew did.><<><><>if that is the case then how could a four year old put it on without it ever being seen????????surely someone would have spotted it during the month of december><><<>><<>OR when all was undecorated toDAY<><><><><>IT WOULD HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED><<><>SO IT IS STILL A MYSTERY HOW IT WAS ONLY SPOTTED NEAR WHERE THE GARBAGE PICKUP WAS GOING TO BE>><><<><><>Anybody got any answers?????OH COME ON SURELY SOMEONE HAS ANSWERS<<><><><><><>december 31st 2010::NO goals for 2011

this is simply an unbelieveable STORY

DECEMBER 31st 2010my ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ side bar<><><>over there>>>> skibit encourages me to be creative in my writing but it ends up being the place TO JOKE around about serious subjects>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yes daniel hung the green pickle on the christmas tree<><><>the tradition or story is that the person who finds a green pickle ornametnt on the tree has very very good luck<><>><<>well no one found the pickle this year<><><>today traditionally we took all the decorations off the tree very very carefully packing each one in it's place carefully<><><>one spot was empty, the space for the green pickle<><><>it was concluded that some one must have forgotton to put it on the tree<><><>off goes all the lights and tinsel<><><><>once again looking for anything askew<><><>out goes the tree{ a perfect tree by the way, the most perfect ever, it could stand bare as it was at this very moment}<><><><>i placed the tree in the corner where garbage pickup would be still; it still standing upright; it all it's majesty<>><><>.,went inside,.,.,.the wind blew the tree over<><><>i went out to put it upright and at the bottom of the tree in the snow was half a pickle{all but the stem} in the SNOW,...,.,i ran my fingers threww all the branches looking and feeling for the stem with no avail<><><>now i wonder where dan could have put that pickle so it was invisable{because it had to be}SIMPLY AN UNBElIEVABLE story <><><>don's you agree????????

Dec 25, 2010

december madness our play on barlow buzz{sidebar}

i know this is unusual for me to have a seventh statement this month when i origanially promised only 6, but forgive me and i must tell of a special soul that i know, andrew my grandson who came to christmas dinner<><><><>the gramma asked him to help by bringing a relish dish to the table<><>,.well he had to traverse the kitchen floor {wood} to get to the rug of the dinning room<><><>well we hear a crash<><>><>i put the relish tray on my head so i could pull up my pants<><><>i thought i coould do it><>><><,,,,,,,well think about it, pants comming down .....dish in his hands, ...........confidence in himself to handle the situation<><><>he was able to supervise his grandma also on the clean up related to the accident and was heard to have said"'THIS IS BEtter than eating"'

Dec 14, 2010

koontz<><>TRON< AND >clint eastwoods new movie afterlife{REAL HOT MOVIE REVIEW

A GOOD BOOK YOU SHOULD READ IS KOONTZ NEW BOOK CALLED the darkest evening of thje year<>< don't be surprised if dogs talk to you><><><> AFTERLIFEthat it was a good view of the certainty of the after life<><><>of course clint eastwood always does a thoughtful view of any thing he is involved with<><>,.this movie just states the obvious<><><>that people have had some glimpses of the next state of our meaningful and short liFe<><><>make the most of our 50 to 95 years for most of us<><><>SHORT LIFE AND NOT SHORT LIE<><><>GIVE THIS 2.793756 STARS<><><>well needed to tell ou all about tron<><>,.read the book first<><><>the dialouge was too fast for me to follow <>><><><>the light effect was out of this worldGIVE THIS 2.793752 STARS

Dec 7, 2010

update on update{ for unto us is born}

45th year of continuous and poinant plays<> one with my deceased mother as an angle, i mean angel<>a child who held a broom stick with a star attached and a dil who held a star above her head had they had the most important roles<><><> they helped the peolplepople to find jesus and innkeepers who said"no room at the inn" but you can stay at my house or my neighbor doug is really nice, once carol and jay came as angels<><><>happy christmas to all

Dec 5, 2010

update caitlin barlow from mayfield

update on play<><><>dec 24th at 7 pm 2010<><><>we will remember wierd family traditions with fondness<>><<>our family is smong the many that hold a little pageant relating to the "babe of bethlhem}the choice of the child to represent jeus is kate barlow from mayfield<> our first pageant was just me and my wife with child in a small flat that i could put my head on one wall and my feet on the far wall<><>assignments have gone to aunts , uncles, cousins grandma{ a dove} to be camels, lambs wise guys and shepards<><>><>the most importan role of all<><>,.the grandpa who will be the camel says his is most important carrying the christ child on his back to bethleham

Dec 4, 2010

family traditions?christmas play<><><>

at christmas time we agonizingly live family traditions>><>>the choice of the child to represent holy one is easy<><><><>the newest baby in the family gets the honor<><><>assignments to the children and granpas to represent mary, joseph adoring wise men and shepards, cmel lambs and doves are rotated from year to year<><

Nov 15, 2010

new stuff to do

********this has to do with new stuff to do<><><><><>adding new stuff to the first 6 POSTS<><><><>well we had a trajic accident here in sanpete last week>>>a driver going only 25 miles per hour hit and drug a 11 year old girl walking home from school and she died, so our city council got together and they all came over to my house{really only terry lund corraleed me in church sunday and asked me to volunteer as a SCHOoL crossing guard} and it might be everyday or two or three times a week>>>>i might e ven get to yell at a DRIVER or two 'TO slow down'BUT AT LEAST I WILL PROBABLY supervise the corner where all the kids walk on the new sidewalk to school and of coarse the traffic is awful around the school since the new elementary school was built jus now><><>well i feel kind of good that they thought of me, even though i must of been an easy mark for them{working for nothing in the cold, wet, freezeing utar weather, but i feel GOOD and that really has to count for something, doesn't it???????????????

Nov 10, 2010

yes the putz does have alien roots

can anybody tell when , I SAID WHEN, i am funny??????????????well the strom of the whole world just hit us-5 temperatures, blowing snow, closed roads, cancellation of thanksgiving><><>this perfect strom will snow all night covering all our homes and dogs, it will prevent my daughter from syracquse not new york to wait until thursday morning to travel<><>><<><>>under my pillow goes my head and i have decided to not even shovel just because it is so cold><>boy what to do, WHAT TO DO

Oct 22, 2010

baghouse door and nov 2nd

<><><><><>our baghouse door is very much like the front door to my house<><><><>VERY DUSTYnov second is the election and utar is electing a new govenor>>>it will be goveneror herburt the republican incumbant{no doubt] i guess he is as crooked as the next guy>>>he gave a 13 million payout to a contracting firm who was passed over for a road improvement project here in our fair state.>>now i don't pretend to know all the details cause i DO LIVE IN A REPUBLICAN state but even peter caroon{the democrat challenger} has kept quiet about it so maybe it is just a teMpest in a teapot or maybe he wants to still live here in utah after he loses on november 2nd<<<>><>>>>i reallly JUST DON'T KNOW<><<<>in review i never told the STORY of the baghouse door did i?????????? david go to the baghouse><<><>><>>well that is where all the mineral dust is collected after the refining process at the salg house is complete<><>of course my lucky dad always worked in the chemist lab where conditions for work were much better< but there i was in the baghouse setting the very dusty heavy door to seal the whole baghouse for the collection of dust<><<>well i don't know exactly what happened, Kris Weyland was behind me fiddeling with something below and to the right of me asking me to plwease be of some help{he had lost his arm in a work accident so taking directions from him was kind of risky} i don't know if he tried to help me with the door or not, but the door slid faster that i expected and the middle index finger of the third digit on my left hand was crushed><><><>

Oct 17, 2010

hi everybody don't sweat the small stuff

hi everybody<><<><><>a gaiant snow strom{probably the greast strom EVER is due here today nov......26th 2010<>><<<<><>batened down all the hatches and put my head under a pillow><<><>alos diet coke by the barrells full<<><>have a grape day eberybody

Oct 8, 2010

for odd types who still putzifiy

<<><>><><><><>i thought most of you left with the putz, dinosaurs and aliens around the turn of the decade>?>?>>?>i just have to say this even though i have stopped bloggin>>>this hairbrain idea of putting toxic waste in southern utar on the goshute indian reservation is idiocy and it seems to be generating from obama>>>I HOPE THIS IS not true, but if it is obam, he may turn out to be one of our worse politians of all kind .,.,,.,a polititian afterall>>>seems like tree huggers and far left types would be notbe looking for a busineess solution involving money on a parcel of land.FOR and because.these missle looking thingess would have airspace over it and a plane once did crash there once>>> toxi waste would be PLACED ON CONCRETE AND NOT COVEReD FOR TWENTY YEARS and breakdown apparantely supposedly, APPARATELY THERE SEEMS TO BE NO OTHER CHOICE since all u.s.a locations have flately turned them down

Sep 5, 2010

i go to church most sundays

the vast majority of my readers are not members of my particular christian faith>>>but most of you are fairly close to me in my beliefs>>.a missionary in our church today said""[i know the church>>lds faith} is true"">>>on this sunday one more POST on my religion won't hurt>>>I also know it is true like the missionary stated in today's meeting , it is factual, and abiding and the important word here is that it will abide>>>>i often think of our old missionary door approach to non members <<{ WE PRODUCED a picture to them representing a facimilie of the gold plates when joseph smith translated the book of mormon]>.and the important word here is abiding >> the truths in this book adding to my knowledge of the bible has been the mainstay in my short little life>how could anyone refute us and especially after they read the ancient texts for themself>>>MY RELIGION IS VERY SATISFYING>>>>i am not a orrin hatch or harry reid or mit romney or glenn beck but politics aside the church fills my very soul and God speaking through prophets has kept me firm and solid EVEN THOUGH KIND OF PUTZY

Aug 23, 2010

doctor's appointment

dr. darellel olsen(72 minutes}actually he turned out to be more THAN ENOUGH bits and pieces>>>a very unNusSalL doctor's appointment>>>>he says from now on he wants to be my consultant and me be the doctor rersponsible for all the work on my blood sugar, pressure, lab work in general>>>every 3 montsh urine, monitering and if anything is at all off, he will take my driver's license away for good, and won't replace my kidneys, heart, eyes, pancreas and won't come to my funeral>>>he said the next bad thing is the COW[E COLI] PIE DISEASE that is coming in september that the media will jump on and say will kill us all>>>he says he has no patients>>>they have mostely quit him>>he and the two lady doctors used to cover sanpete but most of the poeple have not been going to the doctor and nobody will do what they are told>>>he siad" i had a guy cut his foot open and couldn't feel it and the only way he knew he had a cut was the blood trail to the bathroom" therre is no medical research for my disease because obama 's money is going to the illegals for medical care and i said hurray>>>i could he said get a shot that would take care of my diabetis for 6 years, and i said "let's go"""but the anti inflammatory medicne makes you sicker longer than the diabetis>>>>i could grow a lambs pancreas with my antibodies fo fit into my pancreas but there is a possibilityit won't take like some heart transplants don't take in some people>>>the school bonding he said went to pay for new desks when they trhrew away desks one year old and threw out the rest>>>>Obama money helped he said pay for the new grasas south of the middle school and gunnison built a scholl way too big for the area>>>then on and on>>>blood pressure kills more people than drunk drivers>>>and plugged heart are on the increase>>>my blood pressure is 42 % too high>>>he simply does not like my numbers>>>wants better numbers>>>he goes to school board meetings and thiks i ought to attend to represent the community for the public side of the expenditures>>>>wpild like me to get a hobby>>>golf with my son or or or>>>>want to know if i ever thought of running for political office once i have my diabitis under controll FINNallyCITY COUNCILMAN OR SOMETHING>>>SAYS MY WEIGHT IS DOWN 6 POUNDS BUT BIG DEAL>>>IN MY SITUATION THAT HAS VWERY LITTLE TO DO WITH BLOOD SUGAR>>>>HE SAYS I WILL PROBABLY FALL over with a stroke or heart attack first anyway>>>>my itching is solely cause by nerves and want to get me on some expensive medicine for it>>>>he wants an independant for the next united states president and that i should take counseling from the county for my diabetis>> not NOTE...>it is really interesting to me that my dooctor wil find all the things he talks to me about within the pervue of his expertise

Aug 21, 2010

perfect day in all ways

just needed to say today is another PERFECT DAY. i must say
whyatt who pushed down my corn said he didn't do it>>>his cat did it{he saw him do it}the doctor wants me to spend time with mike and my grandkids after golfing every day and that will make all my days perfect

May 24, 2010

this is still blog 500>>honoraryium to my dear cousins

i wanted to salvage blog 5o0 so i am doing it over since i promised one of extraordinary quality>>>so one on my DEAD cousins>>.a very unhealthy bunch>shuana barlow, died at childbirth born to kate bat and binny barlow, robert b silver< a homeasexual born to robert sr. and vivian dickersen of hollywood california>>was all out star struck handsome, my little sis diane had a crush on him but it was to no avail since he liked the other kind>>>>fred garner>>viet vet, died of post tramatic stress syndrome at age 23 never married thank goodness>>>susan garner his sister, died mentally ill at age 28>>>nancy garner died at child birth to margaret silver and tom garner>>>>>suni barlow, died of cancer at age 30 was very life loving, kind of a free spirit in all the peace movements in the 50's>>>of course tom stonebreaker my favorite cousin who live fast and furious , fast cars, women and food>>the reason i am mentioning these my dear departed is to see if the family names hits some spots with my fellow bloggers and you and i will have something in common with me>>>my remaining live cousins are ::::::allen barlow of eagle colorado, doug barlow of vernal{who just sealed his mom and dad to him}, patricia hatch of pennsyvania, barry silver of hollywood california, annette silver, mary e vanwinkle, wendy perkins of slc utah, keith harris, mike harris{californai}, cathy hull{who lives on whitby island among all those bike trails}, allen christensen, megan christensen, jan barlow, karen folley, mike stonbreaker of tooele utah, richard harris, and good old dickey vanwinkle and the normal one paul garner of midvale utah

May 17, 2010

LIVe...from the hotel utah

live from beautiful downtown hotel utah>>>this is such a neat place way up here in the big city>>city people have so much more fun than country people>>>here let us ask mr. philpot a slc resident>>>>qoute"yes, once you have seen paree, it is hard to keep them down on the farm" the city is such a wonderous place, our bloggers here blog much beyond 5oo because they have so much more to say" like we should trade
bOOOOZER for lebron james since both are unhappy with their teams>>so many posts have been written for 42 months{dec 2006] 1260 days, 499 posts{almost 1 every 3 days}>>>what a responsibility to you my readers>>>i have spread miss information unintentionally> it is true< but i have spoken the truth also, intentionally>>>i hope i have entertained>>>my whole idea was to be a putz in case you missed that message>>>people to laugh with me and at times at me for the ridiculous things i have done{it was never you guys doing ridiculous things}BUT I WILL PROBABLY STEP IN COW POOP MANY TIMES IN THE FUTURE>>>>>as the party here at the hotel continues i will launch into my 500th blog>>>stay tuned and don't miss it

May 9, 2010

DISCLAIMER disclaimer

All notions OR SUGGESTIONS about any person that i might have blogged about lately who might be my blog friends mithgt or might not be true, but i disavow all knowledge and responsibility for such since i am about toe embark{an extremely painful toe fungus between the pinky and 3rd digit] on brand new territory>>>>my 5ooth blog or post>>>>will be a mill>>>i mean a mioll stone>>>i mean mile stone in the annals of blogging prowess{superior skill} Get prepared for real soon for blog 500 which will be an event for the ages, all can be imprssed will be impressed>>>i swear>>>the 500 bash IS IT....going TO BE THE BIGGEST partae EVER, YES YOU EVER SAWR>>>OOOOBALLOONSoooooooOOOOOO, coke, icecream even hard licorice[CANDY] for some like kilie, baby booties for prizes like gucci, even the old types will have some fun{not much i am sure{}but some fun, maybe a sleep over too for ONLY THOSE OUTOFTOWNERS< this post is not HERE YET, NO, BE PATIENT, please, don't jump the gun because this is only 498 , 499 given at hotel utah and then BLAWHAM 500

May 8, 2010

one of my very last blogging frend's blog

first was jess, then bob, 3rd steph and now SISSY....she is one sweet, two intellegent and 3 very sturddy[attractive}1>>>>>>>let us investigate this one at a time1>>>>she will run three posts in a row concurrently that have very complex topics on either how the world is run, or should be run, or how she runs her own world , oh sow well>>>always being correct in her own approach>>>>really>>>not teasing like i did with gucci mama... sWEET IN THAT SHE IS GENEROUS TO A FAULT BY HOSTING HIKERs who come out of the woods on the famous TRAIL exahusted, famished, near death, and will revive them with food, lemonaide, sweet talk anmd uplifting words of "you did it", wow"2. she has command of science, history, economics, religion, community relations, common sense, and gardending and 3>>>lastely she has the energy to do all that needs doing while looking realy really good >>>easy on the eyes, while she is doing IT, she ride her horse{explain later} arround her property and greets hikers throughout the day IS IT REALLY 2013, THAT IS HAD TO BELIEVE

May 4, 2010

jess jess

i would like to do a profile on my blog buddy jess, or jessica>>.i think seh is very courageous and i think jason is so lucky to have her and emmy too>>>she has very heart wrenching events in her near past life>>>a psudo divorce, death in the family, operations, bad advice at times>>stuck to her beliefs about faith and god and marriage and came through like gangbusters>>>i would have broken>>.yep a broken man, but she kept jason focused on the importance of god and family and she kept her focus and now she is building a life, god centered life, and she lost a lot of weight too and looks gorgeous and in her mind, heart and soul she is a true christian always thinking of other people and i am not exagerating in the least>>she has been an inspiration to me and even though she doesn't comment much on my blog or posts, she is in my heart and will continue to be a true friend in everyway>>>i wish her god's love and a word to jason>>>you be the best husband in the world>>ya hear me jase old boy cause you got one of the good ones>>>i am triple her age but she has ten times the faith that i have>>love ya girl and i am not flirting>>not

May 2, 2010

dedicated to you who blog

this post is dedicated to bloggers>>>river who sent me a nice birthday card even though i hadn't sent more that 2 comments her way>>.kylie from austrailia who likes men bloggers>>loren who needs a rest in her blogging>>>jim who was kind enough to wonder if i was still in my coma. sissy who is always so sweet>>>bob wit who is on all my blogger's blogs correcting me in fron't of my peers>>nosurfsarha who needs a break from her 7 kids all under 6 years old.>jinksy who lvoes to blog about hippopotamuses>>>maamam gucci who has a tmur in her head and needs a break from blogging for a few days>>>das who mock the world who has a dog who kills bunny rabbits>>>blonde who workks too hard>>>marlajayne who spends way too much time on the beach>>>reva who likes to mother me even though she is half my age>>.amber her daughter who seems to like funny old men>>her aunt brenda who i am afraid to blog too>>>coum,selooiur who it is impossibel to comment too{computer must be broken}>>>what i am i going to do when i fannally reach 500 blogs>>i wonder>>>lucy with her nicle advice and of course my son's tony's valuable tips

Apr 29, 2010

relationships

there was a town in Brierly Hill, in central ENGLAND which had a street "the ridings" where thirty ENGLISH people were baptised with the family names of goymer, fielding, hildreft, wilson, and pennington>>>my companion during this period of time was dennis d white, who now lives in slc and owns a car dealership>>mr. goymer was a diminUtive little englishman with poor health>>>he later died of brain cancer, but he was the kindest man you would want to know>>>in fact his whole family was kind>>>john his oldest son smoked and i came up behind him unbeknownst to him and said"drop that cigarrett" and he nearly jumped out of his skin and threw it to the ground and said if they make me that nervous" i quit" and he did quit>>>oliver was my favorite goymer, he used to follow the "elders" around and want to participate in our missionary discussions...HE LATER BECAME A BRANCH PRESIDENT IN THE LITTLE GrOUP THERE IN BROMSGROVE>>>BERNADETTE WAS THE SWEETHEART OF THE BUNCH>>she was only five but did understand the principles of the gospel>>>mrs. goymer was our mom and with mrs. fielding right next door cooked and straightenen our ties and wrote our parents and was jus "moms" to us...i still remember Mrs. goymer's hugs>>>mr. hildreft had a hunch back and was very self conscience but was baptised just like all 3o>>>>mr' pennington was afraid of water, wilson was on a flat board prostrate because none of his limbs worked properly>>>their wifes all elegant english girls who had the faith of martha and mary>> and their older children over eight all stalwart in obeying our lord>this was over 48 years ago so most of them have probalby left this world execept for bernadette{ she made me a birthday card on my 21st birthday which said"you are my boy friend, elder barlow>>will you marry me?????}i got a big silver key that was suppose to open all the doors in bromsgrove for my twenty first birthday>>>i was finally" of age"....the oldest fielding girl came to america to be a nanny to an american family in provo , utah and used to visit me as i was marrying and getting started in employment>>>she took care of eight children here>>>>her [SANDRA'S }younger SISTERS WERE ALL BEAUTIES AND DEVOTEDLY LISTEN TO "MA" FIELDING as their mentor>>the largest family of the five{11} they were definately the most interesting of the 30.....i never have been back to "the ridings" since i am poor and can't afford it, but i will never forget the street or the people OR THE times>>i wonder if they are still christian at heart????

Apr 19, 2010

something important TO me

i read something important in a book i want to post from the color of water by james mcbride regarding some of the people who are around me against some democratic views>>>i have been told that there are needy people and greedy people>>>needy people they say need help and greedy people shouldn't get help>>>i don't agree>>> and this is what i read in the book " my mother was against welfare and never applied for it despite our despirate need for it, but she championed those who availed themselves of welfare""" that is just the way i feel about the present health care bill>>>i want it sitting there as a person's right whether they avail themselfs of it or not >>>there in full bloom for people to pluck at>>>james mcbide says God is the color of water and water most of the time is colorless>>>i do , however want to clarify myself on ONE POINT>>>> i only feel like this on welfare, health and regligious rights>>>i do not advocate a free lunch when it comes to houses, cars, bikes, molwart stuff, generally speaking i am for a person having to work for everything>>i just like to see people as healthy as possible without WORRY and food in their belly also>>>you people don't have to worry about me, my polititics keep changing and so i might be back more to the right after a feew yeaars of what i am experiencing right now

Apr 16, 2010

diabetics

this is my birthday month so i am having a proleferia of posts{not blogs since a blog is one big whoompm and a post is a little bitty whoomp>>>>what i am today today is putting out a call to all you would be doctors out there>>>no i am not presently seeing my doctor.....we are presently on the out....so here goes, do all diabetics get tired and then just fight "it" off when they get so active doing doing doing?????my stepmother once said" oh posh, i had a cousin with it and he just din't let him get it down, of course he died>>>>>but do people like usins{sorry bob braque} need to take more lazy time at night to slow down and maybe a nap in the pm, or do we cinch up our belts and "just do it">>>as snow brush would say dingo style>>>>now i am asking for you to make a doctor's offical opinion>>>>simply, do diabetics get more tired, and do they need to stop and just smell roses when that happens or do they need to swallow hard and keep on truckin?????????????????????????????????????????????????this is very important to me so don't neglect to answer me and i will reward you with such a long comment on your blog that you will be hardly able to contain it, or yourself>>>think happy thoughts, but think them all of me all the time cause i am an attention hog

Apr 15, 2010

trip to the heberdies

....as promised......europe revisited>>>>>>>first of alll you must understand that most people do not know anything about them at all....they are small islands owned by the scots and they are all made of peat bog and tickey tacky and they all look the same and IT IS COLD....50's in july and only 20's in the winter and the COAST IS RUGGED and dangerous to small boats with the wind and the rocks and the shoals......but they do make the famous harris twead if you like to wear tweads which i don't because they itch>>>>>bed and breakfasts there are wonderful>>>sweet roe and bisquits and for me hot chocolate{no tea or coffeee} and the inns are quaint>>>>there are magigal gypcies wandering around the roads with their magical horse drawn carts>>>>the oceans of course are really really cold<<<>>>>no swimming only walking on sea shores and then sitting by fires in the inns>>>one more thing about this trip>>>>it was the absolutely last trip before i came home after 4 years and got my blow wave haircut in dublin, ireland>>>so there

Apr 12, 2010

SLEEP

i promised a friend of mine i would write a blog about sleep>>>>i have averaged 9/10 hours of sleep every night for over a year...i find myself dropping off to sleep in our new bBIG chair we just bought in the living room about 3 0r 4 in the afternoon>>>>i love sleep>>>i do know you are not accomplishing anything at all when yu sleep, i realize that, but i still like it..CHRIS, YOU DON'T EVEN LOSE THAT MUCH WEIGHT WHEN YOU SLEEP, BUT I STILL LIKE IT...i probably don't need the extra hour or two of sleep, but i still like it>>>>>i like my pillow, yep i do>>>>i like it when it gets dark, and i close my eyes so i don't have to strain my eyes to see because it is dark.>>>my wife just back from dissyworld stayed up at night till 2am every night watching fireworks>>>>i would not have liked that{i guess that is why i stayed hom}>>>>why???? i like that i feel real rested after sleeping, yep i do>>>>>>>i like that the stress and worry has lifed me while i have been sort of unconcious< yep i still like seep after all the 67 years of living>>>>i still like itWrite and tell me what you think>>>i am interested>>>i bet my tony thinks that it is just a plain waste of his time>>>>you others i can just imagine what you think, you will tell me what a putz i am but hey i already know that

Apr 10, 2010

cleaning ghru and persoonneell manager

so my two careers i spent my life at 1> custodian and 2>. personnel manager for the salt lake city corporation, univac, and the phone, central in las veagas nevada, guessuu which one i learned the most from//?????????>>>>right custodian. i cleaned 16 church buildings from gunnison to fayette to manti to ephraim and all the shrines in between>>>>>i was best at puttng the shine on faucets, plumbing fixtures and making sure there was no dust in the chapels>>>ASK my wife>>>>the other insignificant jopb was as personnel manager where i hired classy people such as engineer{i hired the eventuall and now present cheif engieer for Univac} but that was not as rewarding as putting a shine on plumbing>>>others city planner, water works supervisor, expeditor. core stringers for computer chips, a entertainment ghru for lunch time activities{dancer for emplyee pleasure}so now i have exhausted all my SUGGEST A POST suggestions;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::i considered myself a life planner when i was at the so called professional spots along my life's raod.>>>i will have to say THAT WHEN I WAS A CUTODIAN HOWEVER I FELT MORE FREE but less successful

mormonism explained

the all in all{in my mind} of Mormonism is just this>>>.israel barlow 1589 had Benjamin barlow 1603 had Benjamin the second who married elizatbeth 1629 and had joseph 1655 who had john 1684 who had johnathan 1701 who had mathew 1732 who had jospeh 1757 who had john who married mary...[who had mathew jospeh1829]>>>> born1790 who had mathew joseph see above} james 1860 who had ernest 1890 who had harold 1919 who had david 1942 who had tony 1972 who had braydo 2000>>>>>they have all been sealed in Mormon templesto each other in a patriarchial line and their spouses and spouse's generations back>>>>on my wife's side
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larsen, leonnelli<<<<>>>>>so what all this means to me is all the afterlife will start the process of begetting worlds without end....wORLD'S WITH SINGING FOR MIKE AND LAURA, MACHINES FOR TONY AND SHELLY, BIKES for dan,
condos for karen, robert, becky and karma adon ad nosia ad non infinite forever>>>>also for david h barlow for his edification, on these worlds be be plant and animal life{dogs and cats}CALL ALL THIS ::::::::::::ETERNAL LIFES::::::::THAT IS WHY WE SING >>FAMILIES CAN BE TOgETHER FOREVER

Apr 4, 2010

EASTER SUNDAY{ ALL BUMMED OUT

i have shared this story of my easter 2010 with some of you personnally but thought i would share it as a post>>>you see this is a very unusual weekend for me>>>>my wife is in disney world florida, with her daughter and her other daughter{darrell} i am home with my 31 year old son>>>so after a failed trip to a bike race{wore out our tires after rotating them< i guess the wrong way} came home early>>>i say to{daniel}let's keep the traditions alvie, let's color hard boiled eggs and he says no friggin way{ this is his way of saying NO} so i boil 10 eggs, and i have no egg coloring kit so i get out the magic markers and crayons>>>>did you know that if you put a crayon on a hot egg, the wax melts all over the egg????????so i have ten colored eggs 2 of which have already been eaten by daniel>>>the colored eggs are actually not very artistic because by the time the eggs cool, the wax has run all over them>>>>i relate this story because i am sad that i couldn't have a traditional easter with young children who were excited about the coloring of eggs>>><<<<<><<><><<......p.s. many peopel pip eggs on easter, well at least my swiss miss who married my second son do>>>>two tough eggs spilling together and towards each other, and what remains one uncracked and then then onCe AGAIN>> egg goes forward to others [uncrqacked eggs] to compete once again>>>>>>>>OF COURSE TYHROUGH ALL this we should only be concentrating on rememberingthe real purpose of this EASTER....>>>.THE RESURRECTION

Mar 8, 2010

army>>>.fort ord

fort ord calif, army>>>the time was in 1981, and i was prepareing for viet nam duty>>>we learned at least 6 ways to kill a man>>>i met a fellow by the name of james austin who used to go to the library with me to look up books on how to kill men efficiently{homework} while all the other recruits went to get smashed in san clemente>>i used to sit in class training and type letters to karma{basic trainning}>>>>james and i would walk down to carmel most nights that we weren't on partol>>>one dayi got an article 15 for disciplinary action for actually getting a severe sunburn>>i couldn't work because of the pain and an article 15 was a way to dock my pay for the work i couldn't do without officcially drumming me out of the military on a general courtmartial>>>this was not so uncommon in fort ord for i typed up a lot of article 15's for many soldiers>>>i made many goals as a soldier>>>>does not envy what another person has, his stature, his goods or his character, but develops his own true self>>>>believes what he is told and is obdient to that which is told to him by good men{first sergeants}...enjoys building up the kindom of god>>>>seeks not self , but other's good>>>>>suffers long and constantly gives away his own advantage away to others>>>does not feel good when his is bigger or more, gives to ohers until their's is equal to his>>>>>bears all and suffers all as he is devoted to the truth>>>prays with all the energy of his heart for the right>>loves the lord with the purest of all intents>>>does not let his ideas cause frustration in others{this one i have and do now break on a daily basis}>>>i cannot be told anything

Mar 1, 2010

really it is fourty years at the pageant

what can you say about twenty years of the pageant???1st of all i guess about all the missionary work as misssionaries, the mission president, and all the roles of my children in the cast, and then i guess the experiences i had with rich congden and the fires and bridge for mary and john and finally all the cooking, selling of hamburglers and making change,,,,one night after the conclusion about 12:23 a man came up to our book of mormon display in our missionary booth with tears in his eyes{what else would be in his eyes????} accompanied by his brother or friend and in German expressed his spiritual feelings>>>i could not understand him at all but his companion indicated that maybe some literature would be appropriate...well all of a sudden a thought struck me about the promise of the Book of Mormon...we had hundreds of copies of the book of mormon{for DISPlAY ONLY] in all languages displayed on several tables in our little room across from the temple grounds...i grabbed a German copy of the book and turned to moroni's promise and he read that promise in his own language and he started to cry even more and mentioned to his friend that he knew that every experience he had had with the the play that day and the book were true without any doubt at all...i ended up giving him a display copy of the german book of mormon to keep and once again he was overwhelmed with the spirit of the holy ghost{ i was arrested however for stealing the book of mormon} no wait a minute that was for dog at large, wasn't it??????june 17-30{only 3 mts} stay at barlow's free, and free play..plan nowLET ME JUST SAY THE LEGISLATION THAT IS GOING FORWARD AT THIS TIME TO PREVENT GIRLS BEING CHARGED WITH MURDER FOR HIRING SOMEONE TO PUNCH THEM IN THE BELLY TO CAUSE ABORTIONS IS JUST SILLY, ACCORDING TO A FEDERAL NEWSCORRESPONANT " YOU MIGHT EXPECT SOMETHING LIKE THAT FROM A STATE THAT WANTS TO GET RID OF THE TWELTH GRADE::::::I AGREE ON BOTH ISSUES, SILLY YES AND GETTING RID OF A GRADE THAT HAS BEEN AROUND FOR ALL OF MY 69{ALMOST} YEARS IS JUST CRAZY

Feb 22, 2010

not the 49 gold rush, but aunte jeannie

the last 4 blogs i have given profiles of jerry bryan, me with my family, daniel and ernest and now for my aunt jeannie's profile, the youngest daughter of joesph silver, part of the great silver foundry on south temple, salt lake city, utah>>>and her mother eloise from pine canyon utah in erda.>>>>i remember how my aunt jean would make scones and how "mad" my cousins tommy and mike stonbreaker would get when i showed up at the precise time she would dunk them[THE SCONES AND NOT THE COUSINS} in boiling oil, and her great home made jam and the butter to go on top of them>>>>i surely got more than my share of scones and it is obvious that my counsins felt the same way>>>>we cousins, cathy ,susan, diane, mike, tom, and me used to sit a a small closet and laugh and giggle at aunt jean's house, and my sister would kiss the boy cousins, i guess they were kissing cousins....the four silver sisters were the belles of south salt lake dressed in elegant gowns going to proms and my mother and her young sister jeannie were the prettiest of them all, BUT A sad note, my aunt was probably abused in her life because she finnaly committed suicide when i was 16 years old...she was one of the four silver girls, adel, margaret josephine and jeannie..DANILLELIA SPHOPRINEIA..we used to have parties at adel vanwinkle's mansion{named after the vanwinkle expressway}and at her pool, eating in the basement.>>i remember we had the whole basement to tear arond in while all the adults were upstairs talking and eating and we would GAZE and wonder at the elegant tennis courts and vast gardens at their home in milcreek canyon

Feb 16, 2010

468 a tribute to grandfather by david barlow


o pioneer, our pioneer>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i honor you today>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you who have trudged across the plains>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a long uncharted way>>>>>>>>>>>>you crossed the rocky mountains>>>>>>>>>>>>and watched the oxen slow>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pulled covered wagons westward>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>through sagebrush down below>>>>>>>>>>>>>you helped to build a queenly state>>>>>>>>>>>and watched an empire rise>>>>>>>>>>from what had been an endless waste>>>>>>>'neath blazing sun and skies>>>>>>>before your mission here was done>>>>>>and life came to a close>>>>>>>>you saw the desert conquered>>>>>>>>>>and blossom as the rose>>>>>>o, pioneer, our pioneer>>>>>>could you but hear us say>>>>>>your name is now in history>>>>>in the UTAH OF today>>>>>>for ernest and edith who pushed him

Feb 9, 2010

mental health is back again

you can be a master carpenter{thank goodness}and still find church attendance, church callings, relaxing, money management, socializing, steady employment and in another's case doing dishes, cooking ,talking , even blogging hard to do, hard to do"::::::::::::daniel is off his construction work for awhile but as a family we are fortunite>>>>one time before i retired, afull fledged full bore phychiatrist said "i am glad you are retired for your, son because most of those who leave the spanishfork hospital{mental} come back and pay us a visit again..daniel has only been in once..this coming from the top of the heap from social workers, mental health speacialists, counselers, health aids, phycholgists and plain medical dotors>>>when dan was 3<<<<>>>>he was not talking during all this period....he wasn't hearing anything in his first three years of life until we got him some good hearing aids...he later developed scitzophrenia and has his own stories to tell you that take him into the mountains without eating or drinking, building a mountain cabin, and being on a food tube for 2 months and building a covered porch and being 8 months in a mental institution>>>>>he went to slc for a nuskin conferance, but that has to be daniel barlows own book>>>>>i have taken on the responsibility to be his buddy by going places with him, to see pete dunigan in mayfield, getting lumber, going to mental health interviews,shots, counseling,and home teaching with him have many long talks on the gospel, his life, and our testimonies of the gospel>>>>>Daniel in my opinion is the most talented individual in our family>>granted we have others with lots of smarts, and people who are sociable, people who have talents and skills and use them well, people who are nice and those who have common sense, but daniel can just flat out create a physical master piece with the talents that seem to have always been in him.......he got wrote up in the newspaper for fixing old bikes and giving them to kids for christmas presents now a <<<<<>>>>>>>>>><<<<>>>....>dan always referred to our bathrrom scales as a foot clock....

Feb 1, 2010

blog463

have you ever thought what 67/68 year olds do with their life>>>lives>>>>they eat, sleep just like 33 year olds do, but thet don't work{many of them} in the traditional money making way, ventures, they don't have as good as health which limits their skyDIVEINg, RACE CAR DRIVING, they reminise about why????or being a missionary or stepping in cow pies{useless crap} but they no more do their missionarying or convert peolpeoples , or no more do they step in cow pies>>>>so are they WASTED??????..>>>>>I GUESS SO , I guess they are, but they do have blog friends, they do get to write which seems to be a compulsion to them, which they love to do....>>>>i have an e mail friend>>>>the very first ever ...an e mail writing friend, now,,,<<<<< my life isn't over till 500 blog is over
first of all let me say>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i am not mad at bob brauge>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or sissy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or loren christie>>>>>>>>>ie don't plan to dele te any more comments, posts blogs, or the past, that being said i want to do this #465 on............................... #463>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MY VALENTINE....>>> @<<<<<>>EVERY ONE THINKS OF ROMANTIC LOVE, DINNERS, FLOWERS AS VALENTINE'S DAY for 2010>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feb 14, feb 14, feb 14 feb 14>>>>>><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<>>>.now sugar rushes are not good for me, and probably not AMORIE either i will admit, but only a few times a year , halloween>>>><<<<>>>easter<<<<>>>>and valentines is it even romotely possible for me to get a smidgin of candy,,,,wiffee might bring a gum drop or two home from school, and ifin she doesn't<<<<<>>>>hide it she may or mistakenely leave it on a counter top somewhere, someplace>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i am not allowed to buy her candy for a present or any sweetheart day and she surely wouldn't ever think of buying me candy unless she wanted me in a coma once again but her children love her and sometimes that sea's chocolates or cherry chocolates in bOxes appear<<<<>>> wide eyed{ARE YOU LISTENING?READING REVA ?????}I WILL GO FOR>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>THE GOLD AND occasionally i will score>>>>not AMORIE>>>>>>>>>NO BUT SCORE I WILL.....>>>>>>>GO HOME TEAM

Jan 28, 2010

why??????????

MY MISSIONARY companion got little red dots all over his body which was later determined to be malnutrician, all we ate for 6 months was peanut butter and home made colorless jam{marmilaide] WITH no vegitable or fruit...our landlord died in our arms and we got the blame since we were on the scene first giving him mouth to mouth ...it was a crime scene...landlady rushed out to the street pounded on our chests and said"you kill him, you kill him...we closed down the town because of backbiting...one lady who was playing the piano one sunday slammed her hands down really hard on the keyboard and walked out because we had brought another investigator to the meeting>>>>>i hit a cow on my bike in the middle of the path that we used to get home on and i was embarassed because all the cow said was"moooo" and wqalked off into the sunset and my bike was totally crumbled and unrepairable

Jan 25, 2010

this is my 4 hundreth and sixty post

jim dear has inspired me to do this post{i don't normally do embarassing postS}..THAT IS THE EMBARASSMENT BROUGHT FROM ME TO MY FAMILY members...being my most obvious reason, but what the hey...i can always quit after this....i have 5 children that i won't mention 7 grandchildren and one more on the way{laura's eleventh, ha ha...see what i mean about embarassment...she DOESN'T HAVE ELEVEN}FOLLWING IS THEIR profiles::::::i still can't post pictures since daniel REFUSES...well honestly he is too busy nowadays to post for me....so jim dear posted about his latest grandchild".>""""..............here's mine.>>>>>>>>.. hannah wit 2 h's has a very contagious laugh....alll kids laugh thank good ness, but she has a cackle in her laugh laugh...she is a tough ole bird with two active brothers that she loves very much.........................>>>>>>braydo of course is a very experienced motor cycle driver and follows all the top driver's in the field, his skill going way up and are way beyond his years......................>>>>>>owie is so smart in school, well he is smart in life, has engineering talent and .........is a kind caring soul...................>>>>>>>>josh read's everything and loves dinosaurs, science and can sing{actually all my grands love to read....................>>>>>>>>>andrew is a little mischeveous, smiles a lot and seems to be happy and calm about life and follows his big brother.....................>>>>>>>>>megan from ashroro n.c. is still into creepy crawley things that she finds in a stream by her home,,,she is just on the brink of boys and will soon leave the creepy crawly things, NO COME TO THINK OF IT, i guess she will stay with the creepy crawly things[BOYS]>>>>>andria goes to school in greeesboro greensboro and is in her first year of college and is my oldest grandchild........not one word there about the putz....one person on skitbit asked why i am so putzy?????" you can't change what nature has created

Jan 17, 2010

clarification..don't you think i need it????

just to finish up and not leave you all hanging...1...my great great great grandmother come over on the monarch of the sea{ship} and saw a dead man shoved out into the sea through a port hole...2...ed my grandfather's uncle, 11 years old buried his little brother at fort bridger wyoming{cold wyoming plains}...3...in frigid weather my legless relative dangled over the captain's wagon all across the prarries and later used his wheelchair as a statesman in utar...4...
my mom, a bad driver, worked as a professional chauffeur driving miliary vehicles..NOTE NOTE NOTE...SHE RAN INTO POLES, GARBAGE CANS SIDES OF BUILDINGS WITH GENERALS, COURNALS, CAPTAINS, AND I HAVE A FILE WITH 2OO PLUS REPRIMANDS...5...elvis sang hound dog and is considered the king of pop and rock and roll...6...richy valens and big bopper richardsen died in a heartbreaking plane crash which changed the direction of the putze's life...7..i tried to burn wet cow poop on a camping trip because i had read that buffalo chips were used by pioneers to burn for fuel...8... a precocious, sweet, darling child of two was dressed in a salor's suit and since his birthday was left out in the rain and was getting wet, had to get his sailor's dad out of navy duty to come home and get it out of the rain..9...stepped into stinky cow poop with new shoes.10..i entered a pigeon with a broken leg into the county fair and won a major prize, which goes to show county fairs are a farce{will give a prize for anything a kid will enter} you could have figured these stories all out by yourself by using your BEAN

Jan 14, 2010

YES, we are still doing this

getting the hang of it yet? are you with the program???are we getting anywhere at all?????.............body.........fridgid.........wheelchair........bad driver....DARling.....hound dog......riccky valens........1stprize{bird}.......stinky shoes.....campout.....free messages......french lift[NOT A PERson' oh how i wish i had the writing talent to write a book of 4oo pages about each of 43 topics, that would be 172.000 words read by one person. or one million 720,oo if read by 10 popeppeles, and i could get money for it and could sip a pink colada on the veranda on my beach condo in hati cheri, is my beloved land, you'd have to see her to understand...the grand citadel,ooooops, made the very first mistake of my life, that would be 1,720,000 pages which would equall 51,600,000 words if read by those same 10 popeppleles....cabeeeesh??????