i am not going into age 70, quietly><><>i will be screaming, ranting, raving saying""not fair""//it really wasn't fair<><>i am being picked on unfairly<><>the time did not go as slow for me as for other poeople and so i was cheated, yes cheated>>it really really isn't fair> i will be dead within 20 years, yes kaput, dead. i feeel 14 inside, i really do. i don't think my now dead parents wanted this for me. i don't even know how to spell correctly yet. when they oooed and awed at me in my crip, they had better things in mind...not one ,, even my wife has ever thought of me as seventy...i haven't done anything yet>>i haven't been president of the united statatesyet'">i haven't been a bishop yet...i have not climbed an entire mountain yet or played tennis in austrailia or london><<>i have certainly not led a sinnless lifeor walked to the sea for salt<>,.it is not fair...i want time>>time to accomplish..i don't want wine women or song anymore,, but by gosh i used too...i have cleaned too many toilets and have not made a dent in anyone's religion<><><>70 damn, not 60 not 50 not 40 not 30, but 70,.,.,i wonder how i am going to die?????i want to be swept up into heaven in a cheriot of candy floss or flushed down in a sea of 7 up{for rhymes wit i am going to try to cut the crap and be nice>>>hummmm a suggestion{comment} to redeem myself
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Jan 31, 2012
Snow Antics
the big TALL gangly one in the red scarf is the putz
the samll one in the total yellow ice suit did most of theabove 20 foot mark
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Sep 14, 2011
mr. barlow, mr. barlow , mr.barlow
<>Well the kids have started talking again<>><,.i don't think the teachers let them talk so much and their friends are not listening<><>one girl said, mr. barlow we are getting divorced, and the mom walking her home from school, out of ear shot, so the girl repeats "MY MOM IS GETTING DIVORCED', now the mom has caught up and says TOO MUCH INFORMATION.,,.,.another kid says I WISH YOU WAS MY TEACHER, MR. BARLOW, YOU ARE FUNNIER THAN MY TEACHER><><><>HEARD AT MY CROSSING GUARD SPOT JUST TODAY<<>><><<><>,.,.. my bike is fastes and i can't understand why everybody beats me out of the schoo<> from a kid with his bike askew, mr. barlow you need to fix this bike<>><,.it is the only way i can get to school<><>i think what about walking???but i say bring it over to the house in 25 minutes and i'll tke a look at it >><>
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Sep 1, 2011
trivia day><<>fluff or pooofh. OR PUUHFH,,.
have to relate friday which was WALK TO SCHOOL day<><><>do you know what that means to a school crossing gaurd????????????????????? well it is not TRIVIA<><>200 kids and 100 parents walking from three different locations at appx... the same time<>>[i almost got clipped{by a kid on a bike, yes that can be as dangerous as a mom in a car} TOMORROW IT IS GOING TO RAIN ON ME<>i have always considered sept. 1st as a trivia day<><><>i don't really know why, it seems like i haven't done anything noteworthy on that day ever<><>i really have done very little of a noteworthy nature any other day of the year as a matter of fact<><>but at my school crossing site, i have tried to take serious the problems of my patrons<><>a boy dropped his cookies in the middle of the road and was just crying his eyes out when he got to me<>
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Aug 15, 2011
beautiful downtown rupert<<><> are idahoians aware of their blessed residence????
i just really have to say THIS first,..,,.my grand said just yesterday, this is the best day of my life< why????his aunt made hime some vanillia pudding with some cream cheese, cool whip a dash of whipping creame , bannans , lorna doone cookis{all together}WHY?? because of vanillia pudding day today<><>he is four years old and has already past the BEST DAY IN HIS LIFE<><>nothing more to look forward to>
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Labels: choc hotlet so chot that you can harldly stand it, hotlet dark and rich
Jul 19, 2011
report on the osmonds and n diamond's closest friend OF THE INFAMOUS putz barlow
once again a report on the ALEAYS LOVABLE AND UNASUMING osmonds,.little tommy osmond, son of big tommy osmond{the deaf osmond} came back from his lds mission in nebraska><>><<>he related a story about a conversion of a hillbilly boy and then told us he was pulling our leg> and i looked and it ws true><>,he was pulling my leg; we ate dinner after the homcoming meeting where we sat with amelia and anna osmonds{from texas}<