my 58 year old mother's motorcycle

> on april fools day i hid my mother's new motorcycle{she was 58 years old} and hid it at the neighbor's across the street in the bath room{allens} and my mother went balistic<><>later she was putting the kickstand down on her very large motorcycle and broke her leg and she had dad sell it><>this eve is for putzes since his day is tommorow<><><>oh no,,, april fools<><><><><><><>really though on april first 1977, a real father's and son thing><>we painted my las vegas home and garage>>> i go to pick the colar, doesn't golden raunch sound nice????when it finally got on the house it was a mustard color, smearmed caelessly all over by a three year old{me the putz} so when yoou drove down the streest the only thing yoou saw was a hidious barrel of mustard spread on a garage door andmy poorembarassed dad<><><>><<><><><>><<><><>i am sad that I AM NOT BLOGGING ANYMORE
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do you know if i am a complete ooddbalel then what does that say about peoplolple who read this stuff????i am really not a complete oddbll<><>some of my neighbors think i am almost normal, but alass others feel my ideas are not very much main stream><>><><><>i feel abortion except for incest or rape is wrong<> also if the life of the mother is at serioous risk of terminating<>i am not for guns over living rooms mantels or in the windows of pickup trucks and i hate the new utah law leaving it ok to shoot feral cats trying to miss all the children kicking them <>i used to really like big O but he has broken so many promises already{although i don't trust any republican to do the right thing}<><>you do know i like to read and watch tennis<><>if you would just talk to me you would see i agree a lot with the way YOU feel except i can't go along with the tea party or mutt romney who is going to make another try TO ANSWER A QUESTION FROM A READER<><><____________a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvcYc1qVnZVX8SRbA4W3v6i82UIUfSQwKhXOPeXoTIFEL6JDPNCt5yFj0i4N49twa2FjFjvwMkdXjKjai0SNkZfn1L9WVm3-zn2CTCdcfKMRsYtBm962vmybh5zqO61gLfa1zV1lbAMJM/s1600/CatHandsUp.jpg"> YES A STATE LAW OKAYING SUPPORTING SHOOTING OF CATS
French open comming right away<<><>i ruan or rather i runs then walk then crawl<><>I used to be a politically conscious citizen{i was once the damn weed guy}i believe that the WOMEN are the GODS and not men<><>they do all the creating and any suragate dad from the whole population of men would do just as well for THE WOMEN><><>i love to tease people and most pepole do not appreciate that<><>i do like my blog and i do easiely get along with my own posts<><>><>i love europe but can't afford it<<>>i avoid , dirty hotels{they are all dirty}and greasy travel food<><>><><>all men are inheritantly BAD<><{THE REASON I PERSONNALLY STOPPED BLOGGING} TGER WOOD MARTIN SHEEN.<<>edwards, gadafi, etc etc etc<><><>well how about that for a profile?????sissy from tenneaussee thinks iyam being too hard on the menapus, but let me say this, they had their chonces AND FILIED<><><>OH OH OH AND LET ME ALSO SAY THAT I LOVE ALL GIRLS WOMEN AND THEY ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT><><><><>they are angels, good kind and gentele lovely and of good report, not all at all bad <<>i put all females on a pedestal and litterally worship them<><>yep i do<><>oh above dated march 9th 2010


i stand up to most material on these blogs and will defend them unless challenged by those who are smarter and better looking or both or if it is my wife and then i will kowtow like i am supposed to, like all god fearing men in the world

thanks to tony i must stoop during my crossswalk stint

i went to find the pot of gold that's waiting where the rainbow ends, i searched and searched and search and searched, and then there it was deep in the grass under an old and twisty bough, it's mine it's mine at last....WHAT DO I SEARCH FOR NOW/////???????
here i satnd -11 degrees on a new sidewalk with a sign right in front of me that says" sidewalk ends, caution and then a big hole where a ditch could run but doesen't<><><>and the kids they come><><<>four more just now, the steven kids, i say "are you cold????" and they say, why would you say that????<><><>"i don't know i say",,,,why have a sign sidewalk ends and then just leave it where kids come and walk that side walk to school????the city is crazy, they don't pay me or the kids to walk to school, but we do>><><>don't get me wrong i love it and i love those kids::::::tony wanted me to be positive<><><>not to complain or be obvious so here goes<><<>i can't wait for the super bowl, and i can't wait.for valentines day, and i can't wiat for your posts out there, and i can't wait for some warm days and i know they are coming<><><>this morning i could breathe the air without my nose hairs freezing up><<>maybe the sidewalks in ephraim don't continue in a uniform and organized way, but the water tastes good to me and the mountains are just behind me znd my son daniel gets to ruan wild and free<><><>who can kick a football from here out to afghanistan??????i can<><><>who fought tigers in the street while all the policemen ran and hid?????i did><><<>who will fly and have xray eyes and be known as the man who no bullet can kill?????i will>><>who can sit and tell lies all nitght??????? i might

completed play for 2010 and green pickle episode

IFIN YOU GO DIRECTLY TO MY SIDE BAR AND DO NOT PASS GO YOU WILL SEE A article on joshuha's baptism{BARLOW BUZZ} AND IFIN YOU CLICK THIS ICON YOU WILL SEE PICTURES OF OUR FAMOUS AND NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD PLAY<><><><>DO YOU HAVE THE COURAGE I WONDER???P.S THE easiest way really is after you enter with the icon barlow buzz, go to chrisztmas eve play in their own table of contents and you will have the very thing you want our annual christmas play ;a camel with a wise guy??caitlin as the babe??><><<><><><><>daniel just now told me that he did not put the green pickle on the tree but that our four year old andrew did.><<><><>if that is the case then how could a four year old put it on without it ever being seen????????surely someone would have spotted it during the month of december><><<>><<>OR when all was undecorated toDAY<><><><><>IT WOULD HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED><<><>SO IT IS STILL A MYSTERY HOW IT WAS ONLY SPOTTED NEAR WHERE THE GARBAGE PICKUP WAS GOING TO BE>><><<><><>Anybody got any answers?????OH COME ON SURELY SOMEONE HAS ANSWERS<<><><><><><>december 31st 2010::NO goals for 2011

this is simply an unbelieveable STORY

DECEMBER 31st 2010my ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ side bar<><><>over there>>>> skibit encourages me to be creative in my writing but it ends up being the place TO JOKE around about serious subjects>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yes daniel hung the green pickle on the christmas tree<><><>the tradition or story is that the person who finds a green pickle ornametnt on the tree has very very good luck<><>><<>well no one found the pickle this year<><><>today traditionally we took all the decorations off the tree very very carefully packing each one in it's place carefully<><><>one spot was empty, the space for the green pickle<><><>it was concluded that some one must have forgotton to put it on the tree<><><>off goes all the lights and tinsel<><><><>once again looking for anything askew<><><>out goes the tree{ a perfect tree by the way, the most perfect ever, it could stand bare as it was at this very moment}<><><><>i placed the tree in the corner where garbage pickup would be still; it still standing upright; it all it's majesty<>><><>.,went inside,.,.,.the wind blew the tree over<><><>i went out to put it upright and at the bottom of the tree in the snow was half a pickle{all but the stem} in the SNOW,...,.,i ran my fingers threww all the branches looking and feeling for the stem with no avail<><><>now i wonder where dan could have put that pickle so it was invisable{because it had to be}SIMPLY AN UNBElIEVABLE story <><><>don's you agree????????

december madness our play on barlow buzz{sidebar}

i know this is unusual for me to have a seventh statement this month when i origanially promised only 6, but forgive me and i must tell of a special soul that i know, andrew my grandson who came to christmas dinner<><><><>the gramma asked him to help by bringing a relish dish to the table<><>,.well he had to traverse the kitchen floor {wood} to get to the rug of the dinning room<><><>well we hear a crash<><>><>i put the relish tray on my head so i could pull up my pants<><><>i thought i coould do it><>><><,,,,,,,well think about it, pants comming down .....dish in his hands, ...........confidence in himself to handle the situation<><><>he was able to supervise his grandma also on the clean up related to the accident and was heard to have said"'THIS IS BEtter than eating"'