Oct 29, 2008
ended up more than 30% voted early
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Oct 27, 2008
book review....the long walk
ON HIS TRECK HE SAW AN EIGHT FOOT TALL ABOOMIBLE SNOWMAN
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Oct 26, 2008
hard to believe putz made this{this is a blaTEnt lie]
THIS IS AN ACTUAL SAMPLE OF PUTZ COOKINNG SKILLS
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Oct 21, 2008
white SPACE undeveloped is A CONCERN
iii can't let this white space go undeveloped.....it is just not in me....this is aunt marth who was a twin and who decentdent from the braithwaites....was married and got along very well with her huband....styled her hair a certain way...wore flowered dresses which her husband didn't mind and generally had a wonderfull life...she said something by the way she looked and the things she said and no one thought ever to correct her...my idol hannah hibbert dalton had to stand by while her son jimmy was dying and watch him die because she spoiled him too much according to her husband mr. mcsimmons...he was a mier at the ophir mine....alos had an invalid son in a wheelchair and walk with hime 4 miles to do her geneology work in the slc temple......................................................
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Oct 20, 2008
TWO PRINCIPLES...MY THEOLOGY
this post nosurf girl is the piece on MONEY l was talking about
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Oct 17, 2008
wet rug
THIS WET RUG NEED TO DRY ON THE BACK OF THIS BEAUTIFUL HORSE
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Oct 14, 2008
wind in a prop plane
the piolet asked which way the wind was blowing, i stuck my hand out the window of the propeller plane and after i pulled it back in again said"back", it is blowing back....of course the wind was pushing back, the only direction it could be blowing....he said 'HEAD TOWARDS DESERET PEAK'......we approached the mountain and he asked me the altitude again...i told him....He asked me how high deseret peak was, i told him[WE WERE CLOSINg IN ON THE PEAK 300 YARDS AWAY.]....he said' ARE WE GOING TO MAKE IT OVER THE TOP?"i said, SURE......he said' I DON'T THINK SO, SO I TURNED THE STICK TO THE FAR LEFT AND BEGAN CLIMBING going up and circling the exact opposite of deseret peak.....after climbing 500 more feet I HEADED back toward the peak and cleared it by 500 feet....i loved preparing flight plans and checking weather maps and paying half the gas and taking flight and then landing without crashing
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Oct 10, 2008
my daughter karen said it would more interesting to tell a story of war and horror that a romance story...so it is her fault...do not raise your head the drill sergent bellowed...we had to crawl under a three foot high barb wire with live fire, actual machine gun fire going over our heads...the bullets were to pass over our heads at excactully three feet, uless they lided top us, but i sre wasn't going to take that chance so i stayed as low as i could which meant my body was only a few inches off the ground, right smack on my belly with my nose lteraaly in the DIRT.......i was really sacred but but reqally not in any sdanger becsuse there is great diffdrence betwee a few inches and t=hree feet...you would have to be crawling on your kness and be 6 feet tall with your head straight up to be shot....we learned seveteen ways to kill a man
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Oct 8, 2008
THE DANIEL DO GOODER AWARD 8 oct 2008
daniel gave away , a car, $15 worth 0f gas, andit was cleaned and vacumed
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Oct 7, 2008
deaf joke
a deaf couple had just arrived at their motel for their honeymoon....they start unpacking and the nervous husband goes out to get a drink...it is pitch dark and he forgets his room number....all the rooms look alike and he walks to the car and continuously honks the car horn until all the rooms start lighting up with angry hearing people who were awakened by the noise. all but one room...he goes into that room...daniel always refered to our bathroom scales as a "foot clock"
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Oct 5, 2008
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Oct 2, 2008
HALLOWEEN GOULS
i have done some real research on this...our halloween costumes for our five children were always indicative of their inheritently different personalities as they passed from year to year...first kimberly and karen used to go together and karen as a big sister would always take tony, and then mike, bec and dan...this is how our halloween looked...becky was a bird,cat,witch, rabbit, bunny rabbit, raggetty ann and dancer...daniel was a clown, army guy mummy, grim reaper and a weird grown up...mike was a a pirate, army guy, cool dude, robot and refridgerator....tony was a deer hunter...karen was a ballerina...now days some dress up as women of the night, real bad stuff...things have really changed
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