May 24, 2010

this is still blog 500>>honoraryium to my dear cousins

i wanted to salvage blog 5o0 so i am doing it over since i promised one of extraordinary quality>>>so one on my DEAD cousins>>.a very unhealthy bunch>shuana barlow, died at childbirth born to kate bat and binny barlow, robert b silver< a homeasexual born to robert sr. and vivian dickersen of hollywood california>>was all out star struck handsome, my little sis diane had a crush on him but it was to no avail since he liked the other kind>>>>fred garner>>viet vet, died of post tramatic stress syndrome at age 23 never married thank goodness>>>susan garner his sister, died mentally ill at age 28>>>nancy garner died at child birth to margaret silver and tom garner>>>>>suni barlow, died of cancer at age 30 was very life loving, kind of a free spirit in all the peace movements in the 50's>>>of course tom stonebreaker my favorite cousin who live fast and furious , fast cars, women and food>>the reason i am mentioning these my dear departed is to see if the family names hits some spots with my fellow bloggers and you and i will have something in common with me>>>my remaining live cousins are ::::::allen barlow of eagle colorado, doug barlow of vernal{who just sealed his mom and dad to him}, patricia hatch of pennsyvania, barry silver of hollywood california, annette silver, mary e vanwinkle, wendy perkins of slc utah, keith harris, mike harris{californai}, cathy hull{who lives on whitby island among all those bike trails}, allen christensen, megan christensen, jan barlow, karen folley, mike stonbreaker of tooele utah, richard harris, and good old dickey vanwinkle and the normal one paul garner of midvale utah

May 17, 2010

LIVe...from the hotel utah

live from beautiful downtown hotel utah>>>this is such a neat place way up here in the big city>>city people have so much more fun than country people>>>here let us ask mr. philpot a slc resident>>>>qoute"yes, once you have seen paree, it is hard to keep them down on the farm" the city is such a wonderous place, our bloggers here blog much beyond 5oo because they have so much more to say" like we should trade
bOOOOZER for lebron james since both are unhappy with their teams>>so many posts have been written for 42 months{dec 2006] 1260 days, 499 posts{almost 1 every 3 days}>>>what a responsibility to you my readers>>>i have spread miss information unintentionally> it is true< but i have spoken the truth also, intentionally>>>i hope i have entertained>>>my whole idea was to be a putz in case you missed that message>>>people to laugh with me and at times at me for the ridiculous things i have done{it was never you guys doing ridiculous things}BUT I WILL PROBABLY STEP IN COW POOP MANY TIMES IN THE FUTURE>>>>>as the party here at the hotel continues i will launch into my 500th blog>>>stay tuned and don't miss it

May 9, 2010

DISCLAIMER disclaimer

All notions OR SUGGESTIONS about any person that i might have blogged about lately who might be my blog friends mithgt or might not be true, but i disavow all knowledge and responsibility for such since i am about toe embark{an extremely painful toe fungus between the pinky and 3rd digit] on brand new territory>>>>my 5ooth blog or post>>>>will be a mill>>>i mean a mioll stone>>>i mean mile stone in the annals of blogging prowess{superior skill} Get prepared for real soon for blog 500 which will be an event for the ages, all can be imprssed will be impressed>>>i swear>>>the 500 bash IS IT....going TO BE THE BIGGEST partae EVER, YES YOU EVER SAWR>>>OOOOBALLOONSoooooooOOOOOO, coke, icecream even hard licorice[CANDY] for some like kilie, baby booties for prizes like gucci, even the old types will have some fun{not much i am sure{}but some fun, maybe a sleep over too for ONLY THOSE OUTOFTOWNERS< this post is not HERE YET, NO, BE PATIENT, please, don't jump the gun because this is only 498 , 499 given at hotel utah and then BLAWHAM 500

May 8, 2010

one of my very last blogging frend's blog

first was jess, then bob, 3rd steph and now SISSY....she is one sweet, two intellegent and 3 very sturddy[attractive}1>>>>>>>let us investigate this one at a time1>>>>she will run three posts in a row concurrently that have very complex topics on either how the world is run, or should be run, or how she runs her own world , oh sow well>>>always being correct in her own approach>>>>really>>>not teasing like i did with gucci mama... sWEET IN THAT SHE IS GENEROUS TO A FAULT BY HOSTING HIKERs who come out of the woods on the famous TRAIL exahusted, famished, near death, and will revive them with food, lemonaide, sweet talk anmd uplifting words of "you did it", wow"2. she has command of science, history, economics, religion, community relations, common sense, and gardending and 3>>>lastely she has the energy to do all that needs doing while looking realy really good >>>easy on the eyes, while she is doing IT, she ride her horse{explain later} arround her property and greets hikers throughout the day IS IT REALLY 2013, THAT IS HAD TO BELIEVE

May 4, 2010

jess jess

i would like to do a profile on my blog buddy jess, or jessica>>.i think seh is very courageous and i think jason is so lucky to have her and emmy too>>>she has very heart wrenching events in her near past life>>>a psudo divorce, death in the family, operations, bad advice at times>>stuck to her beliefs about faith and god and marriage and came through like gangbusters>>>i would have broken>>.yep a broken man, but she kept jason focused on the importance of god and family and she kept her focus and now she is building a life, god centered life, and she lost a lot of weight too and looks gorgeous and in her mind, heart and soul she is a true christian always thinking of other people and i am not exagerating in the least>>she has been an inspiration to me and even though she doesn't comment much on my blog or posts, she is in my heart and will continue to be a true friend in everyway>>>i wish her god's love and a word to jason>>>you be the best husband in the world>>ya hear me jase old boy cause you got one of the good ones>>>i am triple her age but she has ten times the faith that i have>>love ya girl and i am not flirting>>not

May 2, 2010

dedicated to you who blog

this post is dedicated to bloggers>>>river who sent me a nice birthday card even though i hadn't sent more that 2 comments her way>>.kylie from austrailia who likes men bloggers>>loren who needs a rest in her blogging>>>jim who was kind enough to wonder if i was still in my coma. sissy who is always so sweet>>>bob wit who is on all my blogger's blogs correcting me in fron't of my peers>>nosurfsarha who needs a break from her 7 kids all under 6 years old.>jinksy who lvoes to blog about hippopotamuses>>>maamam gucci who has a tmur in her head and needs a break from blogging for a few days>>>das who mock the world who has a dog who kills bunny rabbits>>>blonde who workks too hard>>>marlajayne who spends way too much time on the beach>>>reva who likes to mother me even though she is half my age>>.amber her daughter who seems to like funny old men>>her aunt brenda who i am afraid to blog too>>>coum,selooiur who it is impossibel to comment too{computer must be broken}>>>what i am i going to do when i fannally reach 500 blogs>>i wonder>>>lucy with her nicle advice and of course my son's tony's valuable tips