Jan 28, 2010

why??????????

MY MISSIONARY companion got little red dots all over his body which was later determined to be malnutrician, all we ate for 6 months was peanut butter and home made colorless jam{marmilaide] WITH no vegitable or fruit...our landlord died in our arms and we got the blame since we were on the scene first giving him mouth to mouth ...it was a crime scene...landlady rushed out to the street pounded on our chests and said"you kill him, you kill him...we closed down the town because of backbiting...one lady who was playing the piano one sunday slammed her hands down really hard on the keyboard and walked out because we had brought another investigator to the meeting>>>>>i hit a cow on my bike in the middle of the path that we used to get home on and i was embarassed because all the cow said was"moooo" and wqalked off into the sunset and my bike was totally crumbled and unrepairable

Jan 25, 2010

this is my 4 hundreth and sixty post

jim dear has inspired me to do this post{i don't normally do embarassing postS}..THAT IS THE EMBARASSMENT BROUGHT FROM ME TO MY FAMILY members...being my most obvious reason, but what the hey...i can always quit after this....i have 5 children that i won't mention 7 grandchildren and one more on the way{laura's eleventh, ha ha...see what i mean about embarassment...she DOESN'T HAVE ELEVEN}FOLLWING IS THEIR profiles::::::i still can't post pictures since daniel REFUSES...well honestly he is too busy nowadays to post for me....so jim dear posted about his latest grandchild".>""""..............here's mine.>>>>>>>>.. hannah wit 2 h's has a very contagious laugh....alll kids laugh thank good ness, but she has a cackle in her laugh laugh...she is a tough ole bird with two active brothers that she loves very much.........................>>>>>>braydo of course is a very experienced motor cycle driver and follows all the top driver's in the field, his skill going way up and are way beyond his years......................>>>>>>owie is so smart in school, well he is smart in life, has engineering talent and .........is a kind caring soul...................>>>>>>>>josh read's everything and loves dinosaurs, science and can sing{actually all my grands love to read....................>>>>>>>>>andrew is a little mischeveous, smiles a lot and seems to be happy and calm about life and follows his big brother.....................>>>>>>>>>megan from ashroro n.c. is still into creepy crawley things that she finds in a stream by her home,,,she is just on the brink of boys and will soon leave the creepy crawly things, NO COME TO THINK OF IT, i guess she will stay with the creepy crawly things[BOYS]>>>>>andria goes to school in greeesboro greensboro and is in her first year of college and is my oldest grandchild........not one word there about the putz....one person on skitbit asked why i am so putzy?????" you can't change what nature has created

Jan 17, 2010

clarification..don't you think i need it????

just to finish up and not leave you all hanging...1...my great great great grandmother come over on the monarch of the sea{ship} and saw a dead man shoved out into the sea through a port hole...2...ed my grandfather's uncle, 11 years old buried his little brother at fort bridger wyoming{cold wyoming plains}...3...in frigid weather my legless relative dangled over the captain's wagon all across the prarries and later used his wheelchair as a statesman in utar...4...
my mom, a bad driver, worked as a professional chauffeur driving miliary vehicles..NOTE NOTE NOTE...SHE RAN INTO POLES, GARBAGE CANS SIDES OF BUILDINGS WITH GENERALS, COURNALS, CAPTAINS, AND I HAVE A FILE WITH 2OO PLUS REPRIMANDS...5...elvis sang hound dog and is considered the king of pop and rock and roll...6...richy valens and big bopper richardsen died in a heartbreaking plane crash which changed the direction of the putze's life...7..i tried to burn wet cow poop on a camping trip because i had read that buffalo chips were used by pioneers to burn for fuel...8... a precocious, sweet, darling child of two was dressed in a salor's suit and since his birthday was left out in the rain and was getting wet, had to get his sailor's dad out of navy duty to come home and get it out of the rain..9...stepped into stinky cow poop with new shoes.10..i entered a pigeon with a broken leg into the county fair and won a major prize, which goes to show county fairs are a farce{will give a prize for anything a kid will enter} you could have figured these stories all out by yourself by using your BEAN

Jan 14, 2010

YES, we are still doing this

getting the hang of it yet? are you with the program???are we getting anywhere at all?????.............body.........fridgid.........wheelchair........bad driver....DARling.....hound dog......riccky valens........1stprize{bird}.......stinky shoes.....campout.....free messages......french lift[NOT A PERson' oh how i wish i had the writing talent to write a book of 4oo pages about each of 43 topics, that would be 172.000 words read by one person. or one million 720,oo if read by 10 popeppeles, and i could get money for it and could sip a pink colada on the veranda on my beach condo in hati cheri, is my beloved land, you'd have to see her to understand...the grand citadel,ooooops, made the very first mistake of my life, that would be 1,720,000 pages which would equall 51,600,000 words if read by those same 10 popeppleles....cabeeeesh??????