32 dec 2012

 KOLOB is up for the most progressive city up here in heaven>>it might get the bightest globe award for it's shinningness<<> this is an""" update""" since the world ended <><><>--=----[[[[[[[an update is not blogging{i have said this at least 16 times}, it is an intent to keep others informed of my doings by abitrailly mentioning< and a post is a wife approved item of intense personnal and accurate information put out very sternly on usins here in utar,.and since i have not been wife approved for years too blog, this cannot be a blog]]]]]]]]]---------------,.,. so those down on earthdown on the earth or isTHOSE UP ON THE EARTH for those up on the earth i update stuff<><><>also i have a brand new grandson< peter, the rock, the foundation, this is the HONEST truth<<>he has very large hands, i was shocked, maybe a piano player like ole rhysmsee.><>how do i know////????<><>i know his guarDian up here in kolob quiite well<><>kolob is the closesst star to where god lives<><>yes it is snowbrush<<>i learn that in the doctrines and covenants<><>ask and ye shall know, seek and ye shall find, wonder and you will  quit wondering<>><>oh well ok, armagaden took me today<><>i am gone, having mayan blood in me i knew i would go fast<><><>yes dectber 21st, 400o{20120} GONE TO A BETTER PLACE WITH THE CITY OF ENOUCH transfigured, swept up, gone from sight and sound<><>i know this will be permanent<><>so bye bye<><>i know i am needed in the city of enouck becausei am gone from this earth><>the date up above is a lie<><>the exact time of my EXIT was at 3 ; 45 on december 21st in my underground cave where i was hiding whic is directly above my present{now former HOME on 300 east in ephraim}i think aliens are all around although i cannot be truely sure<><>the FACT is , is that aliens and most of the humans i used to associate with are pretty much the same:: like peas that pee in the same pea patch><>pretty much like i have always been like , amd so it is hard to know ifin i am rubbing shoulders with aliens or humans but i do know that i have one friend down there on earth who has my best interests in his heart<><>mickey duck or donald mouse<><>

this blog aint had no action, THIS BLOG

<>makes me very hesitant to blog in 2013/b>This post, whopops i mean blog began on december 1st 2006 i have been tared and feathered 3, {three} times in that period of time for comments to my determent of my own making and before that abducted by aliens also 3, (three times} for not promoting the program i started out with which was aliens and conversion to all of you to my way of thinking<>><<>all this to keep up with my compaardrays snow, michelle, and bob>><>you know, no big deal unless you consider the three posts i did in january 2006 before iw was blog educated and i thought blogs should only be threee words long <>,my three friends or fiends are very prolific bloggers<><>i rread them all the time and they are so different, a non beliver{ yes a be liver}, a demented old sot and a very beautiful all knowing princess><><>all three even the non be liver this post will not correctly publish, wo is me what am i to do yes different in every way but i idolize them and hang on their every word<><> they are very prolific and i read them all the time<<<< if not for thm i would have been off the internet long ago<><>since i don't have much to say anymore

i am sorry i deleted 3, yes THREE posts but i suddenly realized i have absolutely no political opionons, none, zero, zilch, can ou even imagine tht?????

i am devoid of a pollitical personality, colorless as regards to goals for my country

a scarce and angry garden gnome

with red stocaking cap, blue boots, scrally face, 400 years old, up to it's maximum height of five feet below sitting on said punkin with FROST

as you might not be impressed yet with my giant pumkin, but just remember this <><>,.today is only the first week of august, the plant has only been growing in june, the major vine is 51 feet long and i have 1 pumkin that has 8 weeks still of growing season that look like the picture<><>so i am hopeful<><<>it took all of the space from my corn, dratttts<><><>this species of pumkin is supposed to put on approximately 5 to 7 pounds of growth per day so it could put on another 350 pounds by octiober 8th when it usually freezes in utar making a pumkin about 400 pounds<><><>oh yes and all of this was from one[ONE] little ole lonely seed from a putz who does not have a green thumb but whose fingers are all pinkishALMOST 500 DAYS SINCE DUKE'S KENNEL WAS CLEANSED<>

it is the first of the month

was that Scarlett O" Hara Johannson in the Avenger's?????<><>she is so beautiful and so cool as a superhero><><>that was such a cool movie, but that Capt. America is such a whimp>>>my son said so and so did my grandson, but he did admit that he was the brains of the whole operation<<>did all the planning<><>but my argument is "just what is needed in planning" you have ironman and the hulk and thor who were the ausssual ones and needed no planning being super heros and so i rest my case<><><>by the way ausssual is a mix of all my superlatives>>><><<>

hi this is cousin louis again

i wear pink elevator shoes, high tops with a winter pull over hat that i wear summer or winter to keep my ears warm. i have a pot belly that i am very proud of and eat 7 meals a day since i am a diabetic . I weigh 341 pounds and am 5 foot tall. I feel that is the perfect weight for a man and the reason so many girls are in love with me. i do not wear a shirt, going bare chested has put me in jail a few times but i keep insiting that is the way to live so the police keep letting me out. My belief in God is the correct belief in God because my mother always told me how to live and treat people. If you cross me once that is perfectly ok but do it again and you will see what my automatic weapons are for. MOst of the police i have had contact with are now going around bare chested wearing pink high top elevator shoes and skin tight spandex. they now all love me and also think i am mainstream, normal, living the American good life. David my cousin is my best friend in the world and he looks so good with his pull over hat and his cute kids who are his spitting image

<><>this is a guest POST from my lovely cousin louiethis is a guest blog from my cousin louis{louie}

hi my name is louie barlow and i am david's cousin. I live in sterling nevada which is half way between mercury nevada and ely nevada. David said that you liked posts that were serious and thoughtful with no illusion's of grandure or insanity. That is right down my alley. i am mainstream. I have a killer dog, hate people and love wolves and mountain lions and wasps are my buddies. The meaner the better. i own 78 weapons of mass destruction which include 15 automatic weapons and that is about as mainstream as you can get. I have never married but women do tend to consume me with their eyes. i am very humble. i live in an earthan dugout in the flank range moutains eat rattlesnake and gopher for my food stables. I am as normal as apple pie seasoned with a little strctychnine, and my water is laced with mercury, which gives me kind of a wild look. I am very God like and people do look up to me for direction. The world is going to end in octember of 2013. The rapture will consist of a committee of my best friends who will decide your fate for the eternities' Their word will be permanent. If they say you will continue, you will continue, if not you will be toast. Everyone should live like me. I am the model and the example. I am the American dream. All those people especially retirees who live in little boxes made of ticky tacky and they all look the same should abandon their cars and homes and decadent life style and join me in sterling. I will dig you a dugout.

octvember 87 2013

i am trying to evaluate 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 , 2011, 2012, and 2013 to see which blogging year had the greatest impact on me and others

wandering continued

since we were so close to paris we got to go twice that i can remember<><>my mom had the same angina that i have today but back then i was running to the attractions while my mom was holding her heart<<>all in one day i walked or dragged them to the effile tower, the seine, the louve, the london bridge bbefore it was moved to america, westminster abby, sidewalk artists, cafes, norte dame, and my mom almost had a heart attack by the end of the day<><>she was breathless<><>she was a good sport and did not give up for anybody and was always fun loveing and generous to us kids<><>we ate veal parmision in luxemborg, skiing in le3ngelborg switzerland<><>i ended up as a beginner skiier on an advanced slope and in four different languages< french, german, spanish, and italian was told to get off the slope before i killed myself>><>i missed several  trees and kept going faster and faster and how i stopped, i can never remember<><>we had a hot roll and chocolate for breakfast, no coffee in our hostel<><>we saw mt. titless which was named for two large indentations below  the top of the mountain that looked like a woman's head<><>we went around interlaken and viewed the most beautiful mountains in the world, the swiss alps<><>we went to bern and i bought myself a watch which i have since lost but of course purchased my country patches and spoons which i got whereever i stopped<><>we went to the atonium in brussels which was the site of the 1959 world's fair and hiked up the first of eight atoms measuring eight by eight by eight feet<><>we missed the actual fair by two years><<>i felt like chevy chase stading in ront of wally's world demanding to be let in><<>we always had a habit of going to any zoo nearby and so when we went to an lds conferance in frankfurt germany, we stopped at the zoo<><>it was so fun to walk over all the cobblestone and see all the cathederals n every small town<><>well all that ended andi

wandering

while writing my book, i came across this which i had lost<><><>my one year in europe<><><>i knew is was hooked on walking everywhere because of a bad habit called wandering<><>it can be dangerous but tell that to a seveenteen year old kid<>><<>when i was in amsterdam i had just started off towards the direction of the sea and all of a sudden i saw these giagantic walls built to keep the water out of that city><<>they towerered skyward and it scared me to think that tons and tons of sea water were heaped up on the other side of that wall<><>it was especially scarybecause i was stepping in water that seemed to be coming from those great walls<><>it was muddy, scummy water and then i looked up and saw this monument with an inscription<<>it was very hard to get close to the area because of all the debis: there were no sidewalks or direction<><>when i got close it read" in memory of a dutch boy who stuck his thumb in the dike at this spot and saved the people of amsterdam from a break in the dike and from certain death<><<><>we continued our trips to all the fjords of norway and ferrys to harris island where all the tweeds are made and to the gardens of tivoli in copenhagen and to the radhaus in bergen and the gypsies of skye<><>our trip home this time from europe  was premature in my mind<><>only 340 days most of which was spent graduating from high school and listening to sister phillips teach us the gospel of jesus christ in the old army barracks that we sued as our high school chemistry class when we were not there for sunday school and sacrament meeting<><><>and of course me using my dad's gasoline liter tickets to put gas in my motorbike so i could tool over to margie's house at toul airforce base{canadian} or go to luxemborg or a million tiny french towns all over northeaster france, always running out of gas or breaking down and having to use old eighty year old frenchmen to get me phone contact with my dad so he could come and pick me up and my broken down motor bike up and take us home<><>we took a family vaction to london  where we got to see the famous wax museum, piccadilly circus, the thames, tower of london, the queen, buckingham palace, a very friendly englishman who spent the whole day showing us around probably because he was attracted to diane, my sister

be on the look out for a new book at your book stands<><><>david barlow {the putz} has counted 679 stories about a half a page long each in his book ignoble enigma,also in an old forotten trunk in his attic with some old geneology, also in writings of 6 years of blog writing

this has frankly been a lot of work even with the computer to help me<><>i always thought i would be discovered by some beautiful editor out there and she would publish me for all the world to see in reader's digest. and then my book would be a best seller>><<>now here i sit trying to ferrit all this out for myself and the only two people who even would read it are bob and michelle{maybe no surf sahra, and lorinchristie from new yrk

update{whatever that means}

some kind soul told me the other day that blogs needed to be updated whether or not you actually blog anymore<<><>once he received a letter from the mayor of his town, tooele, affter they researched the fact that he was the only person ever who had received all three, the SilvER EXpLoRER, EAgLE SCoUT AND DuTY TO GOD AwaRD from his church...i used to buy black cherry sodas with a cherry on top and whipped cream for a nickle at caldwell's drug, my brother in law's store on main street...i had my shoes repaired at a real shoemaker's shop[always had my heel replaced because i walked sideways on my foot,.,.later had to wear lifts to correct the problem}, by mr. pianzoe just around the corner from the afore mentioned drug store...i once saw a fight between, two mexican girls on main street and being female fought ferouchiously with knives..i went to visit richard kroff when he owned a cleaning store on main street for dating advice and glen also ran his service station on main street where the family always bought their tires...i took math classes from leroy hanna, who was also my aviation teacher...i was stubborn, bullheaded, very insecure, a little arragant, clumsy, and not too bright, but very frugal with money and always acted with great loyality around people i respected, admired and loved, as a consequence they ended up owning me

i am not going into age 70, quietly

i am not going into age 70, quietly><><>i will be screaming, ranting, raving saying""not fair""//it really wasn't fair<><>i am being picked on unfairly<><>the time did not go as slow for me as for other poeople and so i was cheated, yes cheated>>it really really isn't fair> i will be dead within 20 years, yes kaput, dead. i feeel 14 inside, i really do. i don't think my now dead parents wanted this for me. i don't even know how to spell correctly yet. when they oooed and awed at me in my crip, they had better things in mind...not one ,, even my wife has ever thought of me as seventy...i haven't done anything yet>>i haven't been president of the united statatesyet'">i haven't been a bishop yet...i have not climbed an entire mountain yet or played tennis in austrailia or london><<>i have certainly not led a sinnless lifeor walked to the sea for salt<>,.it is not fair...i want time>>time to accomplish..i don't want wine women or song anymore,, but by gosh i used too...i have cleaned too many toilets and have not made a dent in anyone's religion<><><>70 damn, not 60 not 50 not 40 not 30, but 70,.,.,i wonder how i am going to die?????i want to be swept up into heaven in a cheriot of candy floss or flushed down in a sea of 7 up{for rhymes wit i am going to try to cut the crap and be nice>>>hummmm a suggestion{comment} to redeem myself

Snow Antics

the big TALL gangly one in the red scarf is the putz
the samll one in the total yellow ice suit did most of theabove 20 foot mark