MEGAN AND THE CHRISTMAS TROLLS

it is curiouser and couriouser that people in christmas troll stories look exactly like people you know...how is that??? my grandaughter megan is here for the thanksgiving holidays and her express person is in jan brett's christmas troll book... the trolls squealed as they jummped up and down with glee...treva noticed the christmas pudding flying across the snow...she harnessed arni bells and all and looking exactly like megan raced into the forest...stop, come back...hey trolls those are are christmas things..

379my strange mind

when i was a custodian i had to take down 7 hundred and fifty chairs after a lecture every friday, stack them , put them on dollies in the maintenance room....they were orange colored and like loren's ducklings i got bored, so i would imagine the organge chairs as a big piece of cheese....then , me and the mouse would nibble ont or at the edge but not so much....i would then plunge into the middle section of the chairs leaving all the edges....someone should have fired me(tooo late now} because the auditorium looked so disorganized, but i would have died of boredum any other way....i had each chair assigned a number...1 or 56 or 750 and once a student asked me, "why the numbers?" actually many students over the years would ask that question....i said "oh, so i can take them down in order of their number...the kid would say, well 67 is over there stacked on chair 90...i would GO " oh no, now i have to start all over...has anyone seen chair 1???????????

blog378...FOR EGGhead

our landlord was 47 years old, and he ran up to us in the street in fron't of our house yelling, 'elder,elder',and died suddenly falling forward of a stroke....we tried mouth to mouth and the heimlick, but were unsuccessful....our landlady ran out of the house yelling'what have you done????" Evans did not like english food so he concentrated on eating what he purely though was american food.........p.s.....i have a nice even lucky 13 for followeers, thanks.....need to answer LUCY'S question about food storage....go to dan's biker blog and see all the cabinets down in the basement, and karma has been filling thm up...vienna sausage, chilli, all girl's food GARDENDER ....we gave you a chance to water the plants we didn't mean that way now zip up your pants......i made an airplane out of stone...i always did like staying home....fellow named ollie hunter who was antagnistic against the church because his wife had a brain tumer and she was always in so much pain...we blessed her and she seemed healed, the doc's couldn't find anything wrong after that and the pain went away...he became our new WARD CLERK

putz's neighbor

well to get the total truth about carolyn you would have to go back to her youth,,,when she was about three years old she was abducted by a pack of monkeys that were living in south american...this in it's self explains the body odor problem, she will still claim to have taken s shower but in reality all she does is just put a little water in her hair hoping that will trick people into thinking she isn't all that dirty, but you can smell the truth,,,by the time she was twelve the group of monkeys she had been living with were captured and sold to a circus in Brazil....it took a little while, but eventually someione noticed that one of the monkeys was a little different than the rest of them....you might think that it was because she wasn human , but that wasn;t it at all...the biggest differance was because of the smell,{not of the monkeys} and the fact that she was a little slowerthan the rest of the monkeys at the circus....the owner of the circus realized that this odd monkey was costing him quite a bit of money because she was actually beginning to frighten the circus patrons....plus she seemed to be eating more than the rest of the monkeys put together....to be quite blunt she was actually eating more than some of the elephants were..the owner had no choice but to sell carolyn raviolli to a private zoo...well that would be a polite way to put it after the zoo keepers actually saw her....the owner paid a small fee under the table to get them to take her ..pooor carlina from up the street in ephraim....this is the place that for most monkies, it would end, but not for carolyn, over the years she would be pawned off on who ever would take her.....eventually all turmoil ended when someone donated her to a science lab in southern california...the scientist notice something peculiar about specimen 13b....they decided they wanted to do a dna study on this little freak of nature, when the results came back one of the scientists was quoted as saying""there is no god'' ...THEY COULDN'T BELIEVE THEY WERE ACTUALLY LOOKING AT HOMO SAPIEN...at first they released their findings in the SCIENCE JOURNAL, the story was titled 'THE MISSING LINK' the story was later disproved and destroyed....she wasn't missing link just a regular human...right now she is part of a sociological study...she is living in EPHRAIM UTAH, working at Ephraim Elrmentary school as a teacher's aid....they are trying to see if she can be adapted into society, and as of right now that experience is FAILING

bits and pieces

i was running in a church parking lot with my arms open wide in the pitch black night when i ran into a volleyball standard with a cement tire securing it at the bottom. i split my mouth wide open...my missionary companion elder evans got malnutrician with little red dots all over his body by eating strictly peanut butter sandwiches, and when our landlord died in our arms, we got the blame...we tracted one city bromsgrove out three times in less than 6 months..in london i asked a woman where high holburn street was...she said ioburn, i said no high holburn, she said it it don't make no nere mind bit.. it...made me lauph[LAUGH] to see a cof[CALF] walk down the poth[PATH] to take a bof[BATH]..my companion wore a black turtleneck sweater and one guy kept saying yes father over and over at the door....i ran into a cow on my ten speed bike and jerry cockraines father was baptised back home in the states ....we finally closed down bromsgrove for backbiting and rededicated the area before the mission office moved us out....just after this tribulation we baptised for 12 straight weeks....gave a talk on the death of president kennedy when he was shot in Dallas Texas....graduated from college in august 1966 in business management with minors in pschology, finance,religion, statistics, and sociology

what if?

''BROTHER abe you surely don't mean to allow that child to go out on such a bitter day as this?" "why not said the doctor, if a delicate invalid like yourself can bear it, surely a hardy girl can especially if she is dressed for the cold weather"'"..."but you have no idea how sharp the wind is doctor, i am chilled to the very marrow of my bones, but wear crape and silk instead of fur and flannel.'' ''IT WILL BE THE DEATH OF YOU'"'....."well i warn you, you are trifling with the girl's health and she had made so much iMprovement".."she could be blessed if we just would occassionally ride out into the darkness of the night and look at the sky and ponder our place in the world of hope'"'.."I HOPE SHE DOES and will not drop away at the first serious attack as her poor mother did''..."I'LL Risk it answered the doctor" "mark my words, you will repent of it"....the doctor had a failing of being told what to do....the funeral was not elaborite, just the minister, zeb, abe and I

my favorite period of time

hand plows , indians, pioneers, wagons, horses, early 1800's before motors, electronics,....NOT cell phones, fax machines yes even this old internet which i am addicted too...where a man was judged on his sheer survival skills and not on his ability with things and operations, but on finding food with a rifle...you know lonesome dove, Rio Grande, Texas, cattle, little house on the parrie....a man could bury himself in a hole and cover himself up for the winter with his supply of water and food and wait for spring....he wouldn't be filing income tax returns or adicting himself on dangerous drugs or having to figure out tv remotes...stoves...i put a pizza in to cook and went back to check on it ...the stove door wouldn't open and it was smoky...all i was trying to do was cook a blasted pizza....i got it turned off but the stove still wouldn't open, instead there was a blinking sign on it that said" cooling down, please wait"

wow a new post about malfunctioning, codes, gnomes, and clones

book reviews...four of them....sister's keeper.....very sad story about a disfunctionl family forced into being disfunctional through no fault of their own....one daughter was born to be spare parts for another daughter/sister who needs bone marrow, blood transfusions, cell structure etc etc etc from her genetic all similar sister in order to keep her alive....she sued her parents for the right to be autominous from her parents as regard to her medical decisions....the book seemed to always be tearing at the family structure....plotting and pitting one angainst another, and there was never a RIGHT decision....give it a 50 with 10 being the highest....mr. MURDER.... TWO look alikes, one a family man...the other a killer who covets the other's entire family as his own...i thought this was a good read but wondered where this author came up with his idea....mr brown wrote digital fortress...about codes and a machine that could break encyrpted codes... could be used in war when messages are sent to each other..a code that was so complex it broke the machine that was deciphering the message...oh dear i gave that book away...and then for no surf GNOMES by poortvliet and huygen....A FACT FILLED BOOOK ON THE HABITS, LIFE, LANGUAGE, HOBBIES, WORK, AND PERSONNAL QUIRKS OF gnomes, trolls,goblins elves, wood nymphs, uldras ghosts, and religion of very secretive creatures of all kinds...i give a 600 to this book 10 being the highest..............................only 83 days to go before i get my HAIRCUT...i can't wait

nov.CAR GIVEN BACK NOV 14, 2008geneology and soup night thurs. nov.13th, 2008 interestin fact..the person to whom dan gave our car to...gave it back

...........i PROMISE TO USE NEW POST SPACE WHEN I DO MY BOOK REVIEWS SA TDAY...FOR SOME REASON I HAVE BEEN WEIRED ABOUT MY BLOGGING...RHYMES SAYS I NEED TO GET BAC K TO MY OLD FORMAT, SO I AM GOING BACK TO MY OLD FORMATer's keepers, and mr. murder...my daughter becky should be on pins and neddles...she is a great book devourer

TTTTTTTTTthe only CriMinAl aCt in my entire life except for dog at large and for which i never got caught was one summer's night in 1969 after my wife and i and young daughter karen just finished a chicken dinner at the rooster's loft ...sugar city cafe in ceder city utah...i was putting some paper refuse in a large garbage can which turned out to be a TALL 100 gallon barrel of chicken grease and fat....i had my car keys in the same hand and as i threw the paper the keys went plunk center oF the vat or barrel...i thought how could i fish that out of there? I STARED AT IT FOR 10 MINUTES.. well i couldn't, it was too thick and too cloudy to see to the bottom....so i pushED it over and it splashed all over the lot...i waded in, and grapped my keys and took off in the waiting car and got out of town fast...i have decided to keep adding to old posts instead of of a new one...i really don't have much to say anymore...nothing is new under the sun, or moon, or stars, all old same o same o... be sure to go to the bottom of this page and read all about my ideas of money...NOONE IN the world thinks about money the way i do and you really need to know my ideas to get along in this old world, especially when the stock market looses 5oo points every other day[NOT OBAMA'S FAULT]
commuters going north on -15 during rush hour in salt lake county found themslves crawling toward ward downtntown as some 31,000 young peple made their way toward lds conferance center amid traffic for the utah jazz game......the young people were part of a literal cast odf thousandds for the taping of the lds new year's eve celebration "a brand new year" to be distributed WORLDWIDE on dvd for the latter day youth celebration on december 31.....the conferance center dais and podium became a sound center for dozens of young choir and cast members, along with a youth symphony that accompanied their sng and dance in celebration of the theme urging young people to stand steadfast and immovable in a renewed commintment to foLlow JESUS CHRIST

not lost for long..post 370

this was a civil air patrol mission when i lived in tooele utah in 1958

we went on a search and rescue mission...this mission was to be out of salt lake but the site of the wreckage and where jerry and i were was in the desert by fillmore but quite a bit more east...we had to paint many parts of our body to simulate blood and lay there in the middle of the desert by the tin of a supposed crashed airplane....we had water, but were dependant on the aircraft out of salt lake to find us before dark...they were to fly in grids back and forth out of the city towards provo and a hundred miles east south north and west of provo to see how far we flew off course.....a blue cessna found us about 3 o clock in the afternoon,,,,we were disappointed a bit, but a navy helecopter picked us up after we had been there all day and were hungry for dinner.....we ate at the sizzler, steak...i rustled for work at andacona smelting...what i mean by rustling was i went up the smelter road with a lunch box in hand and when the personnel boss came out to look to fill in A JOB , all he could see was me and a gung ho spanish guy with a starving family...garcia to the rope gang, barlow to the baghouse...wayland, a one armed fellow who lost his arm in a bag house door, yelled at me to fix the seal on the baghouse door, yelling at me...he tried to help me with that door and my finger was smashed, but my doctor GUBLER was able to pull my finger up and save the nail bed .......moral of the story, stay away from baghouse doors,,,keep your head under a pillow your whole life..god moral, huh///??????

rymes probably cooreect...tide went out

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PICTURE OF THE GREAT SALT LAKE

after we landed on the approach to the airfield, me and jerry bryan and david gladden got into jerry's old model ford and went racing up and down the airport runway...all of a sudden we hear and felt this bump bump, yes i say two bumps, bump bump...we had run over jerry with the front wheels and then we ran over jerry with the back wheels...bump bump...we looked back and he was sitting in the middle of the runway....we ran over to see how much we had to pick upand he was screaming at us,"DO NOT TELL MY MOM...HE GOT UP AND WALKED HOME...david gladden drove his model a ford home for him....the car was very light i suppose and the very next day we drove out to the shores of the GREAT SALT LAKE...WE DROVE TO THE EDGE AND TOOK OFF OUR SHOES AND SOCKS AND THE HORROR, WE LOOKEDbackand his car had sunk into the sand to the door frames.....we started shoveling as fast as we could and it sunk to the floor boards....a great big heavy truck drove up besides us smiling and chuckled and asked if we could use any help...i said"don't get outt...too late..he got out and he sunk deeper than us because he was heavier than us...well by the end of the day there were 5 trucks out in that sand and you can believe me...they were stuck...some had sagebrush under their wheels and some used newspapers and one man jacked himeself up wit his wench and it was getting dark...me and jerry walked over to the MORTON salt plant and no we did not call his mother...we called HAROLD...the very next morning early we went out with sandbags, boxes of rocks, gravel, shovels chains and of course our lunch....well this is the MIRACLE,,,all the vehicles were gone..now how could all those trucks got out of there from the dark night to the early morning,,,of course it is not possible...for all 5 trucks to have gotton out