unbelievable news

tony barlow has been contacted concerning his flooding slot canyon vidio by a british t.v. station and will be interviewed along with his boys about their feelings of the incident<><><>they expect the vid to go viral<><>to be picked up by t.v. stations all over this country and britain<><>so pud michelle elephants child and all others be very very watchful over there<><>i am going to count this as a post since is is so earth shattering<<>so now the new definition of a blog is five hundred and one posts<<>they are going to be paid by the british bbc and they are flying over here to syracuse not new york utah AND EXPECT THAT ALL OF MY FAMILY WILL HAVE MOVIE STAR STAUS ALmost over night<><>my version of the flood was even more dramatic than their"s><<>to the t.v. crew from LONDON to AMERICA to interview >>>> i was also in the infamous slot canyon episode>>but not in the film footage<<><>but listen or read of my tramatic bit>>i was at the bottom of the slot canyon where the water was even swifter<><>i felt the light rain begin so i moved against the rock face at the beginning of the wash before it widened out to get out of the rain my back against the rock face when i heard a horrible loud sound>>my heavens i thought, it sounds like it is coming from the center of the earth<><>i had no idea>>ud{MUD} started oozing out of the rock around my shoulders by my head thick and sudden<<>in just an instant the mud was flowing and in another instant{all around my shoulders} rushing water was running into the was and in another instant{number 3} i stepped out of the wash with a river flowing into it

of course my definition of a post is 10 lines long and so i am not posting, but actually just updating which is allowed

also my definition of a blog is one not over 500 and certainly not 5000 and so this is not adding to my 500 blogs, er i mean posts. but i have read over the past seven days 1284 pages of breaking dawn by meyer{754} and ruins by card{530] ANDIN ALL I MUST SAY THEY WERE WORDY, on my fifth line and the next seven days i read the joseph smith papers by bushman{654pages} not at all wordy but concise, crisp and informative<><><>i wanted to sincerely thank mussing{muesing}{museing} by the creekside for staying with me so long<><>one very loyal friend and i appoligise for not blogging to her almost exclusivily like i used to in the good old days}

the best writing ever,.2nd blog in 2013

title<<>the best writing ever<><>i had comment 13 on my last blog write a tearful comment on how my writing stimulated profound and emotional thoughts in peopllpes lifes<><>of course they do<>>well this one trumps the one i told about fish jumping over roads in ephraim<><>here goes<><>my family went on the memorial day holiday to wild horse slot canyon in goblin valley utah>><>me, my wife karma, tony and his wife, and their kids braydo. owie and hannah with 2 h's to n's and two a's and dan on whos blog you will find all the pictures of this horrific event <><>it was an eight mile hike><>i made it to the beginning of the slot canyons 3 miles and decided to wait>><>well i was happy to talk to all going up and asked all where they traveled from>><>well we had barely fifteen minutes of light rain, so i went and stood in the was to escape the wetness and i hear this loud noise<><>i had no idea what it was <><>><>was this comming from the center of the earth?? no<><>as i backed away the water 6 feet tall came through the rock so i stepped out of the wash and watched a river being created<><>the two nice single girls asked where my party was><<>I HAD NO IDEA,.,.they decided to wait with me until i knew for sure the fate of my party<><>offered me a beer to calm my nerves ><><>well they tried to talk about trivial things because they were sure i had just LOST my wife in a slot canyon drowning accident<><>4 hours later my party plus two extra children appeared, a four year old and a 6 year old being caarried out by my son and my daughter in law and thre grand kids walking on their own appeared and recounted the stories of having water splas down in gummlets, i mean gimlets and filling up the slot canyon as they ran in the two feet of water screaming to the end with water increasing as they ran<><>i found out that the two kids who were extra were giving their parents a break{one of them had the hand of her father, but he lost the grip when he himself fell in the torrents<>><><>in fact all said they never had so much fun in their life<><>i wonder why danger is also fun< but they said it was,.,.I ACTUALLY HAD FUN ALSO TALKING TO EVERYONE , about 40 people going up and back about their adventures and helping them over the slick rocks.,>

first blog of 2013 for our beloved putz

the very only special blog in all of 2013>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>f you could hie to Kolob in the twinkling of an eye. And then continue onward with that same speed to fly, if you think that you could ever through all eternity, find out your generations, when Gods began to be>>>>>>>>>for my message to you all down there in SAnpete NOw in response to the letter to the editor in yesterdays ephraim emptyprise newspaper 'more guns needed in all elemetary schools'>>Here is my suggestion{ my suggestion is costly but isn't ees pride worth it????} all lockers in the school to be made of pine veneer and those lockers equiped with automatic gun racks and guns of course with automatic rounds of ammunition, and that the NRA in conjunction with the school's resource officer in the schools already TEACH how to safely shoot those weapons down the hallways of said school just in case a preditor peeks his head in the door or in some cases when one student happens to push another student for being a bully and an object lesson needs to be TAUGHT>>>>>SOME students need to be taught serious object lessons...this expense above would be in lieu of continuing NOt paying the crossing guard any pay

32 dec 2012

 KOLOB is up for the most progressive city up here in heaven>>it might get the bightest globe award for it's shinningness<<> this is an""" update""" since the world ended <><><>--=----[[[[[[[an update is not blogging{i have said this at least 16 times}, it is an intent to keep others informed of my doings by abitrailly mentioning< and a post is a wife approved item of intense personnal and accurate information put out very sternly on usins here in utar,.and since i have not been wife approved for years too blog, this cannot be a blog]]]]]]]]]---------------,.,. so those down on earthdown on the earth or isTHOSE UP ON THE EARTH for those up on the earth i update stuff<><><>also i have a brand new grandson< peter, the rock, the foundation, this is the HONEST truth<<>he has very large hands, i was shocked, maybe a piano player like ole rhysmsee.><>how do i know////????<><>i know his guarDian up here in kolob quiite well<><>kolob is the closesst star to where god lives<><>yes it is snowbrush<<>i learn that in the doctrines and covenants<><>ask and ye shall know, seek and ye shall find, wonder and you will  quit wondering<>><>oh well ok, armagaden took me today<><>i am gone, having mayan blood in me i knew i would go fast<><><>yes dectber 21st, 400o{20120} GONE TO A BETTER PLACE WITH THE CITY OF ENOUCH transfigured, swept up, gone from sight and sound<><>i know this will be permanent<><>so bye bye<><>i know i am needed in the city of enouck becausei am gone from this earth><>the date up above is a lie<><>the exact time of my EXIT was at 3 ; 45 on december 21st in my underground cave where i was hiding whic is directly above my present{now former HOME on 300 east in ephraim}i think aliens are all around although i cannot be truely sure<><>the FACT is , is that aliens and most of the humans i used to associate with are pretty much the same:: like peas that pee in the same pea patch><>pretty much like i have always been like , amd so it is hard to know ifin i am rubbing shoulders with aliens or humans but i do know that i have one friend down there on earth who has my best interests in his heart<><>mickey duck or donald mouse<><>

this blog aint had no action, THIS BLOG

<>makes me very hesitant to blog in 2013/b>This post, whopops i mean blog began on december 1st 2006 i have been tared and feathered 3, {three} times in that period of time for comments to my determent of my own making and before that abducted by aliens also 3, (three times} for not promoting the program i started out with which was aliens and conversion to all of you to my way of thinking<>><<>all this to keep up with my compaardrays snow, michelle, and bob>><>you know, no big deal unless you consider the three posts i did in january 2006 before iw was blog educated and i thought blogs should only be threee words long <>,my three friends or fiends are very prolific bloggers<><>i rread them all the time and they are so different, a non beliver{ yes a be liver}, a demented old sot and a very beautiful all knowing princess><><>all three even the non be liver this post will not correctly publish, wo is me what am i to do yes different in every way but i idolize them and hang on their every word<><> they are very prolific and i read them all the time<<<< if not for thm i would have been off the internet long ago<><>since i don't have much to say anymore