snow antics and front yard decorations

the community has always been grateful for the barlow front yard antics...one year with tony's help we loaded up four giant balls that were each four feet high and it was a good sixteen feet into the air up above our house, wiring and tv wiring, and he had to do it with ladders...giant rocks for it's eyes, buttens , nose and mouth...it was the last snow in town to disappear that year...and then one year josh and i built a snowman in the middle of our driveway with a giant stop sign in his hand and a hat in the other preventing anyone from going anywhere up the driveway,, daniel finnally plowed into it with his car and it melted quickley then, but for days karma and becky had to park elsewhere so as to not disturb the snowman....bad water leak in walls and gas furnace venting explosive or was it a non battery operated razor...after searching the walls the culpret was discovered....a razor in the bottom of daniel's recently built cabinets, the sound going through the walls of the basement and sounding like rushing water...how could a razor exsist that was not electric have a feature of movement to it?? it was a regular razor moving on it's own up and down banging on the bottom of the drawer all on it's own?need a physazist...we had turned off all the water as well as the furnace for days before the problem was asertained....the putz is green, honest, brave and true awaiting your comments kind and pleantiful