THE putz was chosen as 'THE DAMN WEED GUY' in ephraim....he wore a round badge that said damn weed guy, 1993..he went around with a ruler and measured the weeds in peoples yards, and got paid to do it also...if a weed was more than 12 inches long he was supposed to write a letter to them from the weed committee to take care of the problem...megan bateman was to be his assistant and help him administer the cities weed program...most people just ignorned him and when he walked down the street would say ....here comes the damned weed guy, look there he is...most people ignorned the letter they got also.....and so david the putz decided just to not send them letters....barry baker[ city counsilman] wanted a zion's community where everything would be perfect....a model city ready for when the savior came so he AND THE CITZEN'S OF EPHRAIM could be proud...the problem with this idea or concept is that the weeds grow back like a vegengce every year and the savior won't be coming for MANY years and all the citizenS realize that fact....there is a lesson that future generations could learn from this modern parable....i just don't want to tell you, cause i got so sick of the program that i could spit....so barry baker if you are reading this somewhere living in ephraim...nuts to you....p.s. i found one weed four and a half feet long in someone's yard
6 years ago
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PUTZ! You sound just like a naughty boy there! Was he trying to create something like Disney's Celebration? It does look neat and tidy..........now there I go again, tidying up everywhere.
Putz, how tall are the weeds in your yard? If you are going to be the "weed guy" you need to follow your own advice.....lol.
One must be very careful what sort of paying job one involves oneself with, mustn't one?
It occurred to me while reading this interesting slice-of-life post from your past that my New Testament says (speaking of people, not vegetation) to let the wheat and the tares grow together because if you attempt to remove the tares (weeds) you may also damage or destroy the wheat, and that at the end of the world the angels will come and they will separate the wheat from the tares.
So much for having a perfect community to greet the Savior at His coming....It's a nice idea, but unobtainable as long as the world is made up of imperfect human beings.
End of philosophizing for today.
Oh heck, Barlow, I thought "weed" meant, well you know...
POST SCRIPT...I NEVER KNEW THE DIF BETWEEN A WEED AND FLOWER, WHAT ARE DANDILIONS, SUN FLOWERS????i was the wrong guy for this job...mertz, what do you do for or about weeds in your loverly garvens i nz
Oh, different kind of weed than I was thinking...
Congrats to your Ute's! Big win they had.
You cracked me up again! Thanks for another great story, Weed Guy.
If you let the weeds get big enough, you can string lights on at Christmas and decorate the whole yard. How nice. :)
Just came over to congratulate you on the Bama game....Utah was ready to play....don't know where Bama was...(smile) My husband was livid at Bama players. Any one given day who wants it most will win. I didn't want to be a sore looser, so I am glad you played a great game.
Polly and Steve
Didn't they just catch some dudes growing "weed" in the hills near Ephraim? Maybe if you were doing your job...;)
A four and a half foot weed? That sounds like a tree. Interesting job you had Putz.
Hmmm. I'm wondering if the Savior will actually care about weeds when he comes. What are the job requirements for a job like that???
Yeah, take that Barry Baker.
My Working Dog of a husband whom I call WD just took a year of getting the police depts code enforcement div up and going. He liked the hours but not much else. Weed inspector indeed. He went back on patrol at the beginning of 2009 and is once again a happy camper:)
I never remember a hat......
I know a similar leaf general.
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